Mar. 30th, 2013

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Mar. 30th, 2013 09:38 am
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[ The screen clicks on and Jessica is there, but everything but the top of her head is obscured by a tabloid newspaper. The tabloid reads ANDROID LOVE and features Mayor Mitchell Hundred in a compromising position with a robot. ]

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Santo Vaccarro presents IMPORTANT EASTER FACTS!!
  • The Easter Bunny is real and spends the whole time in between Easters crapping out candy eggs for ungrateful children to eat
  • If your parents tell you otherwise they're lying
  • They also probably flushed your fish down the toilet
  • The Easter Bunny doesn't give rotten eggs to bad people even though he totally should  which is why you should make up for it by pelting them with your own eggs
  • Peeps are actually real chicks covered in so much candy no one can tell they were ever alive
  • That green grass in the Easter basket is NOT edible (trust me on this one)
  • I dunno why green and purple are Easter colors but it's probably Norman Osborn's fault
  • Norman Osborn might be the Easter Bunny
  • Jesus had the Phoenix Force

this concludes IMPORTANT EASTER FACTS!!

Happy Candy Rabbit Crap Day, everybody!

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