crabulous: (my best friend bender)
Dr. John A. Zoidberg ([personal profile] crabulous) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-02-07 06:43 pm

Seventeenth Scuttle - Video

[The feed begins in Zoidberg's warehome. He is busily stacking several crates labeled 'Emergency Alien Invasion Supplies, property of Bender B. Rodriguez! Claws off, Dr. Lameberg' into tidy rows, humming cheerfully as he does.]

Bender, you want I should put the pistols over here next to the whiskey?

[The answer comes from off camera:]

No, no, no! I want it arranged alphabetically, from smallest to largest in descending order. Pay attention!

[Zoidberg drops the boxes, looking slightly panicked.]

Yes, Bender! Whatever you say, Bender! Please don't strike me again, Bender! [pause] There's still so much to do ahead of the alien invasion! I wonder if the others have begun the necessary preparations.

Well, if they haven't then I guess I'll be the only sentient being left on Earth. [He takes a moment to consider this]

[Zoidberg looks rather excited by this for a moment! Then suddenly, he gasps!]

But then all of our friends and associates will be doomed!

[Gasp!] But who will give me attention then?

I could still give you attention, Bender!

Shut the hell up Zoidberg, I'm pondering!

Perhaps if we were to share our extensive knowledge on the subject…?

Hmm... How much do you think they would pay me?

Probably several dollars! Maybe even more!

Maybe I could publish a book! And appear on TV! They might even make me a statue, for saving Earth!

Then you would truly be the hero the rowbutt woman wanted you to be!

And I can rub it in that stupid, no good, stinking pile of-- Zoidberg! That doesn't look color coded to me!

[Zoidberg drops the box he is holding, whoops loudly and scuttles away!]

No! Not the strap! Please don't whip me!

You're lucky if that's all I do, you- Hey! You dropped the porn!

[The video cuts off as Bender can be seen storming across the warehouse after Zoidberg, knocking boxes over in his wake.]

((ooc: Orange is Zoidberg, grey is Bender.))
maskurbates: (Huh)


[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
What, exactly, am I looking at here?
maskurbates: (Never thought of it that way)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Homey. But is it also an underground bunker?
maskurbates: (Umwat)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hood? The Hood, or the Red Hood?
maskurbates: (Ceiling Roman is watching you masturbate)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[this is important oh god but he is so patient]

Yes. What does your wear?
maskurbates: (Ring ring facepalm)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[he brings a hand to his forehead and closes his eyes, taking a deep breath in, then exhaling slowly.]

A hood or a helmet?
maskurbates: (Ring ring for reals)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[he lowers his hand]

Is he your boss?
maskurbates: (Never thought of it that way)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor Strange? Never heard of him.

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boozebot: (makes me look cool)


[personal profile] boozebot 2012-02-08 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A disgusting squid alien and me, Bender. Also, I think you saw some boxes.
maskurbates: (The feng shui of the room looks off)


[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this how you prepare for alien invasions in the future?
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-02-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Although, we probably would have surrendered by this point.
maskurbates: (Better to be feared than loved)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
What if your alien friend turns out to be one of the shapeshifters?
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-02-08 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft. Like any version of Zoidberg could do anything remotely intelligent.
maskurbates: (Wasn't me)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-08 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd be the expert on the subject.
boozebot: (i thought i saw a two)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-02-08 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Besides, if Zoidberg was trying to kill me or something, I would notice. I do have a very advanced processing unit for a reason.

[But he still takes a nervous glance off camera to catch a glimpse of Zoidberg, just to ensure he isn't holding one of those guns.]
maskurbates: (I don't EVEN know what those are)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-09 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
How would you notice? Everybody keeps saying they'd notice, but if these things were easy to spot, they shouldn't be such an issue.
boozebot: (shinier than yours)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-02-10 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Nobody apart from Zoidberg can fake being that pathetic. Apart from a Zoidberg from a parallel universe.