klutziness: homette @ LJ (distance.)
ЯƖƘƘƲ ([personal profile] klutziness) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-02-18 11:12 pm
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† 036.

[rikku is looking... oddly serious! her brow is furrowed and there is obviously something on her mind. she takes a deep breath, and then:]

Jessica, I think your boyfriend is an alien.

[she pauses meaningfully, letting this sink in. somewhere in the background: "WHO'S BOYFRIEND IS A SKRULL?" from santo. she ignores him.]

I mean--tentacles, Jess!

["WHAT TENTACLES?" thanks, santo.]

What if you've been--you know. [she makes some random gestures that are supposed to mean "making out with a tantacled alien"] Just wanted to let you know, girl. I'm here to like, support you, if you need it.
maskurbates: (Um excuse me?)

permavoice

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
His name is Todd??
hellionated: (faceannoyedsideeye)

permavoice

[personal profile] hellionated 2012-02-19 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Uh, what. ]

Who are you?
maskurbates: (Excuse me?)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[beat]

Who are you?
hellionated: (faceangryturnscowl)

[personal profile] hellionated 2012-02-19 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ignoring that. ]

What do you care what he's called anyway, the point is he's a Skrull.
maskurbates: (Scotch bitches)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
His parents must have hated him.

So kill him.
hellionated: (actionfoldarms)

[personal profile] hellionated 2012-02-19 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Todd's a surname, and I don't kill.
maskurbates: (Voyeur)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're S.O.L., kid.
hellionated: (facestareangry)

[personal profile] hellionated 2012-02-19 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
So you kill him! Seriously who the fuck even are you?
maskurbates: (Ring ring for reals)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
I've tried, but the son of a bitch is tricky, I'll give him that much.

Maybe if you ask nicely, I'll tell you.
hellionated: (faceangryline)

[personal profile] hellionated 2012-02-19 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't have time for your fucking grudge on Todd or whatever. I'm hating on Skrulls, not him.

[ Not that he likes Jason that much either, but priorities. ]
maskurbates: (Heh)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
But you have time to demand who I am.
hellionated: (facestareangry)

[personal profile] hellionated 2012-02-19 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If you got time to demand who he is, yeah.

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undeadsidekick: (.peeping tom no not really)

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[personal profile] undeadsidekick 2012-02-19 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[but holy shit this is not his night.]
maskurbates: (Ok I'll talk)

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[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[lol your name is todd c:]
hoodalumnus: (Default)

[personal profile] hoodalumnus 2012-02-19 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you fucks playing 'Guess Who'?
hoodalumnus: (And I'm not to look at you in the shoe.)

[personal profile] hoodalumnus 2012-02-19 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my fucking god how dare you.
maskurbates: (There is a lesson here)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Guess Who" isn't even played that way. It's "does he have tentacles?" Not "he has tentacles?". Unless you're a foreigner and everyone knows no one cares about them.
hoodalumnus: (Son of a wisp!)

[personal profile] hoodalumnus 2012-02-19 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Wow someone had no friends as a kid.
maskurbates: (Would I lie to you?)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[wow asshole way to hit the nail on the head :c]

Which one of us knows how to play "Guess Who"? You can't play that game by yourself.
hoodalumnus: (Tranquilize.)

[personal profile] hoodalumnus 2012-02-19 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[lol roman c:]

Yeah, because some of us had enough friends to play ball with. You know, outside.
maskurbates: (I can work with that)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I grew up in a mansion; I could play ball inside if I wanted.
hoodalumnus: (Relax the fraying wool.)

[personal profile] hoodalumnus 2012-02-19 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Bet that was almost as fun as playing 'Guess Who?' with your mom.
maskurbates: (Srsly u guise?)

[personal profile] maskurbates 2012-02-19 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a huffy edge to his voice]

Who is this?

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