maskurbates: (Ow fuck my head)
ROMAN SIONIS | BLACK MASK ([personal profile] maskurbates) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-02-27 09:23 pm

LATE BREAKING NEWS

[As reported by the dashingly handsome young anchor Bart Clinton!]

Multiple homicides occurred earlier tonight in an undisclosed warehouse in the Bronx. At least six are dead after gunshots alerted locals. Police arrived on scene to discover the aftermath of what several witnesses have called "a slaughter without rhyme or reason". We can't show you any footage, but one witness, who wished to remain anonymous, described it as "something out of a horror movie".

Alleged mob boss Roman Sionis, alias Black Mask, has been identified among the dead, despite the brutalized state of his body.

There are currently no suspects.


[ooc: Black Mask is now dead thanks, Midnighter.]
phobic: ([§] when all your problems develop)

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[personal profile] phobic 2012-02-28 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[TURNS OFF TV]

How do you find the murderer of a man with a hundred enemies, I wonder.

[also what will I do with a gang... besides run it into the ground]
recurve: (; eyebrow)

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[personal profile] recurve 2012-02-28 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
A mob boss is murdered and there are no suspects?
exceptfebruary: Calendar Man in costume marks something down in a notebook (Marking it Down)

[NOT HERE, AT HIS WALL]

[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2012-02-28 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Black Mask. Death date. February 27th, 2012.
Edited (i told you i'd do it) 2012-02-28 02:44 (UTC)
enigmaestro: (Deep shit.)

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[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-28 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Holy shit.]

Wow. Sounds like a severe case of... Romanslaughter.
enigmaestro: (Yes Felicia.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-28 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
We never even got a chance to say... Sionara.
enigmaestro: (Enthusiasm.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-28 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we should rename him Death Mask.
bringerofwar: (pic#1563603)

WHATEVA WHATEVA YOU KNOW I CAN'T RESIST

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-28 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus christ.
bringerofwar: (excuse your face)

[personal profile] bringerofwar 2012-02-28 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Did you just fucking blow your load, there? How long have you been saving that shit up?
enigmaestro: (I am so excited to be talking to Eridan.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-28 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
How often has Roman Sionis died? This is really only the second time, and I didn't even get to enjoy round one.

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phobic: ([ϑ] claws that catch)

[personal profile] phobic 2012-02-28 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Try to hide that naked grief.
enigmaestro: (At ease.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-28 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Let's all remember now that I'm still a politician.
phobic: ([§] jedi mindfuck)

[personal profile] phobic 2012-02-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Are you capable of forgetting that you're the Deputy Mayor?

This is a serious question.
enigmaestro: (I haz a point.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-28 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm incapable of forgetting most things.

Pre-comatose memories are the exception, not the rule.

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motherflocker: these penguins are creepers (Jesus)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-02-28 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have any more, or are they all out of your system now?
enigmaestro: (Don't hit me.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-28 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Mask of the Black Death?
motherflocker: Gotham aint got nobody better (With style)

[personal profile] motherflocker 2012-02-28 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I knew I could count on you to keep that one going for a little while longer, Eddie.

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amoray: (Default)

[personal profile] amoray 2012-02-28 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
are you finished
enigmaestro: (Backward glance.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-02-28 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
That is the last I go into space to save you from body-snatchers!
amoray: (Default)

[personal profile] amoray 2012-02-28 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
youre just mad because i think your puns are absolute carp

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goryteller: (out of control)

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[personal profile] goryteller 2012-02-28 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh--

[And then he drops that feed like it's hot.]
phobic: ([ϑ] all is not forgiven)

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[personal profile] phobic 2012-02-28 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't sound suspicious at all.
goryteller: (what I can take)

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[personal profile] goryteller 2012-02-28 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
What do you want.
phobic: ([§] so it appears)

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[personal profile] phobic 2012-02-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
You mean besides to frame you for murdering my associate?
goryteller: (not okay)

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[personal profile] goryteller 2012-02-28 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Stay realistic. Please.

No one would believe you.

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