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Callie Maggotbone ([personal profile] maggotbone) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-07-03 11:48 pm

37th Memo- Message from the D.O.I- [video]

So as I've rightfully anticipated, while things didn't seem to implode while I was on vacation, the pile of work when I came back was a bit more daunting than I expected it to be.

[She types something up real quick]

And with this last e-mail, I'm officially caught up.

[She smiles and turns towards the screen]

Except one small thing.

The Handbook project is going through a bit of a reconstruct, since all the files got contaminated during someone's screw up. The thing needs to get updated anyway, so....

This is the D.O.I. asking for the best of the best as far as writers are concerned. Meaning, if you've done any kind of article writing, news reports, PR- whatever- we are looking for certain articles to be written to assist in informing our newcomers of major events.

Also, this is a good opportunity to you major corporations to have a bio written up and to promote your services.

There are a select few of you that might hear from me soon about some more specific things. Until then, I'm interested to see who steps up.

[Callie leans back in her chair, arms stretching up, looking more or less pleased.]

God, I love being back.
batouttahell: Prince of Lies | Leonardo Manco ([prince of lies] teeth)

[personal profile] batouttahell 2012-07-04 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ha ha ha ] Hell's receptionist?
batouttahell: Marvel Divas #4 | Tonci Zonic ([marvel divas] giiirl)

[personal profile] batouttahell 2012-07-04 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
How about secretary?

I admit I could have used one while ruling Hell.
batouttahell: Marvel Zombies 4 #1 | Kev Walker ([marvel zombies] darker arts)

[personal profile] batouttahell 2012-07-04 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
We've established there is no connection to Hell here. Ruling a dimension that doesn't exist would be...difficult. Requiring a secretary for a dimension that doesn't exist would be a bad business decision, but if Hell ever comes back, I might give you a call.

And you can try so long as you don't maim anyone else in front of the demon slayer.
batouttahell: Journey Into Mystery #634 | Richard Elson ([journey into mystery] pitchfork)

[personal profile] batouttahell 2012-07-06 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Give me some time. I just got here.
batouttahell: Journey Into Mystery #640 | Richard Elson ([journey into mystery] sunglasses)

[personal profile] batouttahell 2012-07-06 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
It means, if you're a good girl, I won't have to burn you.
batouttahell: Journey Into Mystery #635 | Richard Elson ([journey into mystery] engulfed)

[personal profile] batouttahell 2012-07-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Usually, I'd just send your ass back into my own little corner of Hell, but since we're both missing home here, I'd need to improvise.

And setting things on fire is just one of my many tricks.