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Wally West || The Flash ([personal profile] centralsgreatest) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2013-02-08 10:57 pm

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Hellooooo, City. [ The Flash lounges against a table outside a cafe somewhere downtown. Behind him people look both startled and confused - clearly he just arrived on the scene. It's hard to stage something like this, you know. ]

Valentine's Day is coming up. I just thought I'd remind all the ladies out there that the Flash is available, and there's plenty of me to go around.

[ He gives the camera a hundred watt smile. ]

Don't be shy now, step right up.
professorlionface: (Blah blah blah.)

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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Hank is not even looking, he just turns on his comm and starts talking.]

While most women generally prefer a guy with confidence, false bravado rarely does the job. You shouldn't expect them to come to you, it always helps to do the initiating yourself.

Try a singles bar. ...Or maybe speed dating would be more up your alley.
professorlionface: (I'll take your word for it.)

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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Now he looks up with a frown.]

No? And here I thought I was following the subtext of the message so well!
professorlionface: (How very interesting...)

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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-09 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, now he's amused. He rests his snout in a hand.]

Do you know? So, what are you going to do if some eligible bachelorette bites? I'm sure you must have some routine worked out.
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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-09 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Not everyone has a particularly developed idea of how that should be, however.

What place is that, exactly?
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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-09 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
And they don't allow anyone to reserve tables in advance?
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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-10 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
You said little, must be out of the way. Sounds like it could either be a nice place for a date, depending on the quality of the environment, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt there.

But location isn't quite everything, unfortunately. You've got the sense of humor, but do you have the charm to go along with it?
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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-10 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Motor-mouthed. There is a difference.
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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-12 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, all of my past girlfriends, for one.
professorlionface: (Can't be overly concerned at the moment!)

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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't help it if none of them are here!
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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a girlfriend here for a very long time. Just because she isn't here any longer doesn't mean I'm going to hop right to the next one.
professorlionface: (It's really quite simple.)

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[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-02-15 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, of course not. That's what my people skills in general are for!