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[gammas]

[ the video turns on and it's late evening in Central Park. there's a strange, huge green woman dressed in this spandex number with her wild hair pulled back into a loose ponytail. she has ridiculous amount of Valentine Day's heart boxes stacked next to her. you know, these things and is currently munching on a chocolate, grinning. ]

Okay, so we all have your opinions on the big V-Day. You either love it or you hate it or you just don't care and are tired of those couples canoodling.

But, let's face it. The best thing about Valentine's Day is when it's over and you get to spoil yourself like no lover could. One word: Clearance.

[ she waves her little heart box around as a demonstration and grins, popping another chocolate in her mouth. ]

No man could ever make me feel as good as a chocolate lemon souffle.

[ click ]

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[liverletdie]

I wouldn't be so sure about that, gorgeous. Lemon souffle can only go so far.

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[gammas]

Why, Tony Stark, is that you?

[ cups a hand to her ear jokingly ]

Yeah, you're right. I've always been fond of hazelnut truffles too.

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[liverletdie]

Those won't go much further, but a good relationship, that could be forever.

[ Pot meet Kettle. ]

[gammas]

Relationship? You dare say the forbidden word, Tinhead? [ giggling. ]

No talk like that after V-Day, handsome. Off-limits at least until Labor Day. [ mostly cause seeing wyatt again is sad. :[ ]

[liverletdie]

Oh don't worry, I'm only using it in a descriptive sense. No need to worry about it being used seriously.

[gammas]

Good to know you haven't changed while I was gone. [ considering she's not seeing him much back at home either. ]

Not much's changed around here either or what?

[liverletdie]

Oh you know, about the same as usual. Small things change, but not much.

[gammas]

So there's been no... Skrull invasions again or anything? [ pls say no ]

Fill me in, Tinhead. I've been gone for, what, a year?

[liverletdie]

Nope, no invasions. We were, however, invited to Venezuela before we were attacked by Vulcanus once.

It's been a heck of a time without you. I'm sure you can imagine.

[gammas]

Attacked? Goodness, you've got to be kidding... Or... not considering this place's track record.

I'm not sure if I should feel glad I missed out or worried.

[liverletdie]

Well, probably worried. And glad you missed out. Probably a little bit of both.

[gammas]

Well, never fear, I'm here now. Ready to bring the glamor back in Glamazon and all. [ she lifts her arm, flexing her bicep ]

[liverletdie]

Oh good. We missed your particular brand of justice. It's good to see you back again, Jen.

[gammas]

You too, Metalhead. well, not really since you're audio, but you know what I mean.

So I take it everyone's still at the mansion then?

[liverletdie]

Well, we have a new Avengers set up, actually. The mansion's still there as living space, though.

[gammas]

So... where are the Avengers now? And why'd you guys have to find a new place?

[liverletdie]

Well, it was good for business, honestly. We had a manager that thought it was a good idea.

[gammas]

Hang on, I think I remember the manager. He was around before I left, right? Lord something or other?

[liverletdie]

That's right, Max Lord. Unfortunately, the porter apparently didn't like that decision.

[gammas]

Figures.

So I'm taking it that he got sent home then.

[liverletdie]

Unfortunately. Every one does, now and again.

[gammas]

Except for you.

[liverletdie]

Well now, I wouldn't say I'm the only one whose been here for an extended stay. I think the porter just doesn't want to let me go.

[gammas]

Maybe she has a crush on you.

[liverletdie]

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised. She wouldn't be the first AI I caught the attention of.