incywincyhero: (spidey: it's tingling more than ever now)
incywincyhero ([personal profile] incywincyhero) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2013-12-29 11:15 pm

030 // video; after 4:15pm

[Spider-Man's mask isn't visible in frame -- instead, it's generic view of City skyline, no particular landmarks in sight. Still, you don't need to recognize individual buildings to see they don't look right. Skyscrapers are tall as a rule, but these seem taller than they should, relative to the visible number of stories.

That the tallest ones are starting to corkscrew round the tops should also be a giveaway.]


Please, someone tell me I drank some bad eggnog last night and I'm imagining this. I will gladly trade the public humiliation for architecture with a proper respect for the laws of physics. And if it's not asking too much, I'd also appreciate laws of physics with a proper respect for the laws of physics.

[He clears his throat.] Assuming lack of egg-induced hallucinations, I think everybody should grab a coat and get outside.

[Beat. The groan of tortured metal and concrete is audible.]

Right now. Help anyone around you who needs help, but don't waste time trying to pack.

[PRIVATE to Tony Stark and Valeria Richards.]

Tony? Val? If I don't hear from you in the next five minutes I'm heading to the penthouse.
klutziness: marvelicious @ LJ (shush.)

[personal profile] klutziness 2013-12-29 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[squinty eyes]

That right there is not how physics works.

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[personal profile] withamask 2013-12-29 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Spider-Man, Detective Montoya here. [ They've only spoken once before, but now's not the time for reintroductions. ]

We're covering as much as we can. Can you tell how far this is reaching? [ From his post, it looks like the entire City, but she wonders if there are any boundaries or patterns. ]

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topslug: (Default)

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[personal profile] topslug 2013-12-29 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ No sense standing about. Yako's voice has that breathless quality of someone on the move, likely taking his advice, but her tone is otherwise calm and reasonable. ]

It doesn't seem to be affecting every building. [ Only the tall ones, but here, that's practically every building anyway. ]

Where are you now?

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smarterthandad: (Man‚ this is a nightmare.)

[private to Spidey and Tony]

[personal profile] smarterthandad 2013-12-29 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. Don't know where Mr. Stark is, though. Under the circumstances, I feel justified in breaking into the labs if I don't hear from him pretty soon.

[She's in her Future Foundation outfit and typing away at her Reed-issue laptop.]

... Anyway, I can tell you to get absolutely everyone down to ground level unless they want to start looking like Dad. I can figure out what the lower bound on altitude is for the spatial warping when I have better data.

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themisfit: (oh nooooo.)

[personal profile] themisfit 2013-12-30 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Good Lord. Strange and unsettling, to say the least.

I'll be moving people, then. Alert me if you require any instantaneous transport.

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boobwindow: (holy crappers)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2013-12-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ ID reads Power Girl. ]

And I though the mistletoe was bad. Actually, it was, but this can't be good.

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wild_roar: (mask - dead serious)

[voice] Wild Tiger's comm

[personal profile] wild_roar 2013-12-30 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
No, no you're not. This is pretty much what I'd call Not Right.

So it's building evacuation we're looking at, now? On it.

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thanatophobias: (053)

[personal profile] thanatophobias 2013-12-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
What's happening?

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Cole, it's Renee. [ She hopes he'll remember. ]

Where are you?

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liverletdie: (Iron Man | Inside and out)

encrypted to Val and Peter, voice

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I'm fine, I'm fine. Come on, would I let myself get caught in this?

[ He sounds pretty calm about this. ]

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remarkablyspry: (⇒ how very peculiar this is!!)

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Unfortunately, ah...

I, I can't credit these circumstances to a digestive issue. It looks more, ah...well...

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glowsferatu: rude, omg (pic#6499828)

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[ kanaya's voice sounds stressed, she's in the thick of it already. ]

Hard to not pack, or to keep others from doing so, when our entire lives are wrapped up in it! I think I lost the spiders.

[ she groans and covers the receiver, shouting at someone on the other end. ]

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remarkablyspry: (⇒ blatant shock/surprise!!)

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[personal profile] remarkablyspry 2013-12-31 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Mi-miss Kanaya? Have you left the building yet? You should leave immediately if not!

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slightlyoffchilt: (Bitter.)

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-01-01 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you -- does anyone know why this is happening?

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