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Apr. 9th, 2013 10:52 pm
idkmybffjesus: "Yes," Joshua said. (Are all women stronger & better than me?)
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I've got a question. Imagine we — you and I, specifically — were walking down the street, going in opposite directions. You're with me so far, right? Alright. Now imagine that as soon as we drew even, I punched you. Just really all out, wound up and smote you right in the mouth. No reason for it that you can tell. One minute you're minding your own business, and the next there's some guy smiting like the wrath of God.

So, here's the question part. What would you do?

Oh, and here's another question. Has anyone been to China? Last time I was there they had this wall, a really big one. I was just wondering if it's still around.

01 | voice

Mar. 25th, 2013 07:52 pm
idkmybffjesus: You being a virgin, and all. (I wouldn't expect you to understand.)
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[ There's the sound of fiddling with the comm, naturally. Welcome to the usual struggle of the technologically inept.

] You know, an angel gave me the Gift of Tongues. [ rustle ruffle scuff. ] His words, not mine. I said I'd had it all along, and you could ask any girl I knew about it, but the language part is pretty convenient. I can insult guys from parts of the world I'd never even heard of, now.

So anyway, I'm going to go ahead and assume I got this thing working right. It's not that different from the hotel remote, except not much happens when I try pointing it at a TV. Is there a way to fix that? I lost the actual remote, and can't figure out how to turn off the soap operas without it.

[ One last round of scuffling as he sets it down, and this part sounds fainter, distracted: ]

I told him the world was round. I'm still working on the stickiness theory, but it's definitely round.


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