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This place is literally the most amazing place I have ever seen. Everything is exactly like New York, except—not! It's brilliant. It's more than brilliant. It's stunning. I really appreciate how all of the monuments in the world are right here for us to enjoy. How fantastic. I can't help but feel as though we're doing a disservice to the rest of this planet, but that's a sad thought. I try to never have sad thoughts. It's bad for the colon.

I'm sorry, how rude of me. I'm Chris, Chris Traeger. Government auditor for the great state of Indiana. It is just tremendous to be here, with all of you. I just know we're all going to become literally the best friends anyone could ever have.

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