Now, it's so hard to find good help these days, Melissa. I'd hate to replace you, but when you are performing a half-cocked job, I really have little choice.
[There's a female whimpering]
No, no... since you're such a lovely girl, you do have one last chance before you end up like Rodney. Oh! Speaking of! Look who's come to visit!
[Melissa sounds legitimately upset]
No, oh please, that's- don't-
Oh, see now. Rodney, you're upsetting our dear friend, Melissa. If you want to help, why not tell her where you went wrong, hm?
[Killface impersonates a high pitched New York accent]
Oh, well, I broke the circuit on purpose.
I electrocuted you
[Melissa sounds like she might be crying here]
You electrocuted me. See, now, I get hating your day job, but don't take it out on your employer.
But we aren't-
Don't interrupt, Melissa. [He clears his throat] Now where was I? Ah, yes. Rodney.
You were acting like a bloody fool. I give you all these opportunities, and then you try to shoot me with my own gun. Not cool, Rodney. Not cool. And that's why you've been 'discharged', and why poor Melissa here has to pull your weight. But if she fails at even that, then maybe you wont be so alone there in the unemployed corner of shame!!
[Melissa is whimpering again. There's a thud]
I hope we learned our lesson. When you're hungry come downstairs for some lunch.
[Killface sounds like he's smiling now]
It's a burrito bar! Mmm. Burritos.
[ooc: Killface has been kidnapping people to rebuild his Annihilatrix. Blue is the voice of his current engineer, Melissa. Green is Killface impersonating a recently deceased kidnapped engineer named Rodney of whom he was using his dead corpse as a puppet to make a point to Melissa.]