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Hey, Team... and guys who might as well be on the team.

We've got a gig to go hunt vampires in Berlin. Sweet money and resources out the ass, bonus for bringin' one of 'em back alive.

Give me a yay or nay on whether or not you want in on this. Short notice, but the pay's worth it.


Feb. 8th, 2012 04:11 pm
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[A haze of smoke greets the screen, before it shifts and the consistently disdainful face of Floyd Lawton shows up and moves to the center.]

Hey. Computer lady. Leechitis, or whatever your name is.

I don't know if this is because you shorted out all our comms and are glitchin' somethin' fierce, but here's a hint. The shark wasn't the right one.

Nothin' personal, Shark. I was just rootin' for the hot broad that liked to bang me all the time.

[Yeah, that's why. It's not like he MISSES Jeannette or anything. Caring's for idiots, y'know.]


Nov. 10th, 2011 02:27 pm
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So that's dyin', huh?

Shit's overhyped.


Oct. 7th, 2011 11:14 am
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So, here's a question.

Since none of us actually die here - we just come back in a week like nothin' happened... is murder still a crime? Or is it downgraded to a kinda misdemeanor assault charge or somethin'?

Any of you 'hero' types more inclined to snap a neck or two, now that it's not permanent, and your whole 'you have no right to play god' schtick doesn't apply?


Sep. 20th, 2011 05:22 pm
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Catman is dead.

Somebody murdered him.

You assholes best hope to hell dead don't mean dead here.
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Seriously, enough with the crap. Get the power back on. Or is this not a job for Superman?

You don't want looters to start getting shot, do you?




Jul. 14th, 2011 06:24 pm
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So what is that, a day and a half of a new government superteam existing before somebody bites it? That's gotta break even the old Suicide Squad's record. Makes me almost want to rope you back into business, Waller, just to show 'em how it's done. Almost.

There any kinda Justice League super squad or somethin' here maybe showin' some professional jealousy? Those fruits have a track record of crossing the line when it suits 'em. Lookin' at you, there, Fishnets. Yeah, I've seen you around.

How many more are gonna die before the top brass defuncts that whole team? Anybody wanna lay odds? I'm givin' em three more weeks and three more corpses.

Man... wasn't even on a mission. Shit's just sad.

Private and encrypted to Ghost )


Jul. 6th, 2011 02:41 am
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[A man in a strange one-eyed mask glares into the camera, studying it to make sure it's working. He looks singed up and it's possible he's still smoldering.]

All right, what's this horseshit? Seriously.

[His voice is hoarse, and he coughs a bit.]

I show up here, wherever the hell this is, against my will, some robot voice starts narrating some sci-fi crap to me, saying they're gonna try to enlist me as a damn peacekeeper for some planet that isn't even mine.

[A minor grunt of pain.]

So, naturally, I shoot up the joint and try to get whoever's jerkin' my chain to show himself, and I get about a million volts up my ass for my trouble. What, I'm NOT supposed to try and shoot whoever the hell's kidnapped me in the face? Last time I got shuffled off to another fucking planet, it ended ugly for the pricks who did it to me.

[Another groan, as his head falls into his hand.]

So I crawl my fried ass outside, only to get rolled up on by some two-bit cops who scoop me up and drop me in a holding cell in some dingy precinct that hasn't seen a mop since the 70s. Who do I gotta talk to to get the hell out of this joint and get a pack of smokes? I ain't about to pay prison prices for those things.

[His head thunks back against the gray brick wall behind him.]

And don't tell me we're having another goddamn "crisis." Even if that's true, don't tell me that shit. I'm sick of hearing about it.


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