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MISSING

ONE (1) FUZZY BLUE GENIUS LIKELY WEARING A SWEATERVEST
ONE (1) NIGH UNSTOPPABLE POST-ORGANIC DETERMINATOR

Communicators bounce and are not present in their work areas, likely indicating a beam me up incident courtesy of the Porter rather than any unfortunate port-outs. Widespread effect likely when past spontaneous shenanigans are taken into account. Current hypothesized tally gleaned from Network babble: three to five.

Feel free to check all significant others, family, friends, coworkers, and ridiculously cliche nemeses for any signs of spontaneous absence.

Rescue efforts are currently grounded, should they have the slightest shred of common sense attached, but more than welcome to take up the headcount grunt work in the meantime. Wouldn't want someone getting antsy, now would we._

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May. 24th, 2012 10:51 am
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Well. Now that I'm passably sure you aren't all the product of some half-baked hologram - emphasis on passably - I wouldn't want to deprive the community of my presence any longer than necessary.

[a dramatic beat. if there's a separate voice off camera saying something, it's sufficiently muffled.]

Doctor Nemesis, superscientist extraordinaire. Among other snappy, equally impressive and nigh-unpronounceable-to-the-common-man titles.

I'd go into detail, but I do hate to see women and children in pain.

[there's that weird noise again - Nemesis abruptly coughs, pauses, hums his irritation, and goes on as if absolutely nothing just happened.]

Now, should any one of you find themselves with an empty laboratory and a problem more intellectually stimulating than "why don't we build a really tall elevator," god help me I am listening. If Reed Richards can turn up barely out of his grad school diapers and have the scientific community throwing themselves at him, I daresay I can scrounge up the materials to -

(I hope they have shawarma hekshhhhhhhhhhh)

[the rest of the sentence fades out with a momentary burst of somebody fucking with the microphone. the ensuing silence is kind of awkward, but to his credit, Nemesis sounds as cool as ever.]

Nemesis out.

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