*The feed comes on to show a dark-skinned girl with blonde hair and eerily red eyes beaming at the camera. You may remember her as the one crashing into all those buildings last month.*
Um, hi! This is on, right? Hello, everyone!
My name is Kat, or I guess as I'm known here, the "Gravity Queen"! ...er, but I was called that back in Hekesville too, so it's not like it's only my nickname here or anything. It's just sort of a name that kind of stuck, you know?
--ah, I'm getting off track. Anyway, I'm offering my services as a hero for hire to help out anyone who needs it! I can manipulate gravity on a personal level and create miniature black holes, if... if that would help with anything. Like, if you needed something brought from Point A to Point B, I'll just shift gravity, no problem!
No problem is too small! I'll help out with pretty much any problem anyone is having.
Um, payment can be money, or it can be food, or if you're a cute boy it can even be a date, hee hee... *She looks somewhat bashfully away from the camera.*
--I mean, if you want to! That's just an option, you know? I'm really flexible about that sort of thing.
...I guess that's everything I wanted to say. How do I turn this off? Is it... this
button? No, that's not it. Maybe this one wil-- *The feed cuts.*