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[ the video opens up to a visibly alien woman sitting on the edge of a fountain, hair and clothing soaked and dripping. marrina really, really doesn't look pleased. ]

This is just―ugh! "Oh, sure, we're just going to rip you from whatever you're doing and shove you on Earth. In an alternative New York with an even dumber name. In an alternate dimension!" Oh my god, kill meeeee.

[ baring pointed teeth, she slams her fist down on the wall of the fountain. it cracks. ]

I mean, have any of you even tried to swim in New York Harbor? I guess the human or fucking mutant or whatever instinct after amassing a load of their crap is to dump it in the nearest body of water! I wonder why the Atlanteans put up with that―oh. Right. They're spineless jerks whose only talent is dying in freakin’ droves! Wow, me, way to totally forget

[ she ceases abruptly at the sound of murmuring off camera. and snarls, flipping them off. ]

Screw you, puny Earthlings! What, are you looking at the alien freak? Huh? Are you? [ and stands up, hand splayed out threateningly. ] Well, you're gonna... yeah, you better run away! 'Cuz I was totally going to make a sashimi buffet out of your minuscule mammalian half-brains!

Hee. [ satisfied, she sits back down. ] Greetings, scum of Earth.

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