Mar. 12th, 2012 08:18 pm
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Shocked there's not even one freakin Hall of Justice and Goody-Goodiness or propaganda billboard with capes smiling and thumbs-upping floating around. (Or am I just not looking in the right places?)

Unsurprised by all the shitty Photoshops of people in capes strangling puppies or ruining kids' birthday parties taped to crosswalks, though.

So how many world disasters have you guys caused since this shit started up by the way?


Feb. 16th, 2012 11:02 am
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[Lachesis' automated speech drones on in the background. closer, though, is a ragged, slow exhale.

video on, and behold the happiest camper there ever was. sopping wet, some ice in her hair, pale and shaking just a little. life is good.

so...how's this work? get blasted off a snowmobile and into an icy lake...black out and wake up in an R&D testing room?

with a free phone? ...kay. whatever, universe.

the spiel ends. she exhales again, hunched over a bit.]

Yeah, yippee. This all makes complete sense.

[ugh. she wipes hair off her forehead with a sluggish swipe of the back of her hand, looking around grimly.

I need a cigarette.

.03 [VOICE]

Jun. 2nd, 2009 09:48 am
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[not. happy.]

'Kay, so how many goddamn so-called detectives do we got wasting away in this city? How many so-called superpowered people we got here?

[shrill.] How many does it take to notice when Deathstroke is here?!

[huff.] I swear to Christ all of you are fucking USELESS. One of you better be able to find this waste of air, because as much as I want it, I don't got any fucking mind-reader-super-smell power crap.

He is not leaving this city alive, goddammit.

ooc; all replies are voice.


May. 4th, 2009 12:02 pm
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Jeez, City. I don't even know what to do with you anymore. It's so sad it's funny one minute, and so funny it's sad the next.

Why don't we just cut our losses and axe the machine to save some headaches. You technogeeks can go tear it down and build it back up or something. Anything to keep the population under control. It's getting so a girl with a harmless eyepatch can't get a damn drink anymore without people wanting to start trouble. Come to think of it, a lot of you people rattling on here could use a few cold ones.

Whatever. I'm sure you problem-solvers got better ideas. Here's hoping they really are.


Nov. 24th, 2008 10:53 am
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Cold remedies. Cheap cold remedies. Short of knocking myself out for the next week, that is.

List them, if you would. That'd be awesome.


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