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Mar. 16th, 2012 10:25 pm
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[When the video turns on, the screen is completely filled with this rocky, leathery visage. One blue eye narrowed critically as her looks at the camera. Someone is definitely unhappy right now.]

Hn, figures that the AI would send me back home just before a big fight, only to bring bring me back when it's over. Smart move on her part.

Are humans still going around trying to kill aliens, or is it safe to go back to my apartment? Heh heh, "safe"... I'd prefer if it wasn't.

Either way, I want Vakarian and Tali'Zorah, and they better be in one piece. It's in your best interest that they are.

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Dec. 17th, 2011 07:38 pm
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[The feed starts with just audio, and all that can be heard is the sound of crashing shelves and boxes. There's a somewhat halfhearted apology heard before yet another crash and a woman screams, followed by another inattentive "Sorry."]

These stores are too small and crowded, there isn't enough room to even walk. So, why are so many people trying to fight me for whatever this... Xbox is?

[He laughs a little as there's another crash.] Heh, idiot...

Anyway, this place is boring, especially compared to the Normandy. What do you people do in your free time? There's nothing to fight here... Unless housewives are a challenge for you.

I want some books to read, good ones. The emphasis is on good, because I read Romeo and Juliet last week because it's supposedly a human classic, but it was terrible. It started off about two warring clans, then ended in cowardice. What was even the po-

[He cuts himself off immediately and more crashing can be heard as he literally just picked up another shopper's cart and threw it across the store.]

I need money now! I need this! [The video clicks on to show a close up of that childhood classic, Rockem Sockem Robots.]

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Oct. 13th, 2011 05:48 pm
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Taking orders from an AI. How insulting.

And she called me a hero. It’s a big word... Not in length but in meaning. Too full of concepts and emotions that I don’t understand or feel. I don’t like it. I am not a hero, I am only Grunt.

There are a good number of you quadless humans talking on this thing. Talking too much. Where can I fight? Who can I kill? Someone big preferably. It doesn't matter who, as long as they are stronger than the average human... That way I won't get bored too quickly.

And where is Shepard?

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Mar. 5th, 2010 09:00 pm
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[There is a huge mountain of a man wandering down a sidewalk in the city. He glares at the communicator, not really paying attention to where he's walking.]

I am human. But I should be krogan. How did Shepard ever survive with this... pink, squishy hide. And it bruises just by poking it.

[He bumps into another pedestrian, who he simply shoves off the sidewalk and into the street without even looking.]

This... it makes me want to kill something. With my tiny, easily-bruised hands. Shepard, if you're out there, you may be my battlemaster, but your race is tiny and bruises easily.

You, out there: tell me where I can go to kill... things. Big things.

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