So, uh. Hey, network. I keep forgetting to do this, so I have to. Sorry if you're not into advertisements.
Lots of new people all the time. [lame little wave] Hi. I don't say much around the comm anymore but I'm Alastair. I've been here over two years, and somehow after all this time I've somehow been bequeathed property
. Me and Bakura are the current...owners, I guess, of a couple of floors of Hell Towers, In Brooklyn, and we rent to imports so I just wanted to let all the new people know that if you wanna get out of the MAC and get a decent place, you should check us out.
It's not really hell, it's a pretty swanky place. I mean, this... [he gestures to the room behind him - the Mancave in all its glory] ...is just our tenth floor lounge and shit, with arcade games and a big screen TV. There's little studios on up to three bedrooms like the one Kyosuke, Ryou and I live in, but I'm not showing you that one because fuck if I was gonna clean just to post to the network. The rent's not too bad, thanks to Hiruma's set rates, and since we're in Brooklyn we usually don't get any collateral damage when people decide to blow up the City. Since, you know, they tend to go for downtown or mid-town. And there's an underground garage that mostly has motorcycles in it, so...plenty of room.
So yeah. Next time anyone's looking at moving out on their own and actually paying money for space, don't forget about Hell Towers. There's a lot of empty places on the ninth floor, and a few here on Ten...if you don't count Hiruma's old place 'cause I'm not letting anyone have that one. Just in case. You can leave me or Bakura a message or else my cell phone is [number
Guess after two and a half years you just gotta bit the bullet and accept that you're gonna be here for the long haul, and start renting to new tenants, huh?