[ There's a long moment, here, filled in with just: ]
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.[ But he should say something at some point, right? Damn. ]
So. I was just in my apartment, and then I wasn't? Also: superheroes, space robots, wizards... All that stuff? Yeah. That's not really real
. That's just in movies and comic books and stuff. I've done the research.
Not that this isn't, like, completely
awesome. It is. It's completely, fantastically
awesome. Just... It can't
. It can't be an actual thing that's happening right now. So... Yeah.[ ... ]
But just in case it is
real... Hi. My name's Troy, and oh my god this is so fantastically awesome
. Did I just see somebody flying? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I did. Can everybody fly here? Do we get super-strength? Are we all aliens and, if 'yes,' are we basically all Superman? Do we have a nemesis? How dark a storyline are we talking here? That might be valuable information.
Oh, I just have so much stuff to know! Where's Abed? This wouldn't skip over him. It couldn't
Anybody seen a Pakistani-Polish-American film student? Skinny, flat affect, might go by Batman or Inspector Spacetime... This is exactly his kinda thing. If anybody can sort out getting kidnapped by a comic book or whatever, it's Abed.[[ooc; Also please be sure to hit up his 4th wall permissions, if you have an interest in that. ]]