Apr. 8th, 2013

crab: (it's not skyrim you fucking moron)
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ALRIGHT, SO, RECENT EVENTS AND NAGGY MONOCULAR PERSONS THAT SHALL GO UNNAMED HAVE BROUGHT IT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TAKING CARE OF.
SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO GO.
A STAIN THAT NEEDS ERADICATING. A BLEMISH THAT NEEDS TO BE ERASED. A DISGUSTING TAINT THAT NEEDS TO FUCK OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL BEFORE IT MAKES EVERYONE WITHIN A THOUSAND LIGHT YEAR RADIUS DOUBLE OVER AND VOMIT UP THEIR OWN TWITCHING REVULSION BLADDER IN A GALAXY WIDE DISPLAY OF PURE PROTEST OF HAVING TO PUT UP WITH IT ANY LONGER.
AND SINCE I'M NOT SURE HOW TO WASH MY HANDS OF IT MYSELF, I FIGURE WHY NOT PUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT BROADCASTING PLATFORM TO USE FOR SOMETHING BESIDES A VEHICLE FOR MY OWN UNENDING PUBLIC HUMILIATION.
I KNOW IT'S A BREAK FROM TRADITION BUT TRY TO BEAR WITH ME HERE.


[ and the feed switches to video. the camera is turned away from karkat, and focuses on what appears to be a large, ordinary sheet-metal garden shed. when karkat speaks, he sounds extraordinarily exasperated. ]

Who wants a shed full of dead bodies? Body parts include: severed heads, severed limbs, various torsos. From what I remember most of them are beheaded, but there are some still intact. Also, there is at least one ripped off Skrull face. I'm pretty sure they're all preserved, though I don't really care to go in there and verify it. I know there are some sick fucks on this thing somewhere, so put your astounding mental illnesses to good use for once in your miserable unremarkable lives and help an imPort in need out, here.

Take them. Take the whole fucking shed. Get rid of it.

☆ video.

Apr. 8th, 2013 08:46 pm
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Boy, the weather sure is swell lately, isn't it? You know what they say about April showers!

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