May. 31st, 2013

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This place is literally the most amazing place I have ever seen. Everything is exactly like New York, except—not! It's brilliant. It's more than brilliant. It's stunning. I really appreciate how all of the monuments in the world are right here for us to enjoy. How fantastic. I can't help but feel as though we're doing a disservice to the rest of this planet, but that's a sad thought. I try to never have sad thoughts. It's bad for the colon.

I'm sorry, how rude of me. I'm Chris, Chris Traeger. Government auditor for the great state of Indiana. It is just tremendous to be here, with all of you. I just know we're all going to become literally the best friends anyone could ever have.

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May. 31st, 2013 07:02 pm
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[The face that appears is actually smiling. It's strange to have someone who seems happy upon arrival. In all honesty it's less happiness and more nerves.]

Oh, um, hello. I hope I'm not talking through some strangers television right now, but I read the pamphlets and understand the basics of this "network."

[He pushes his glasses up and keeps grinning]

I have to admit that I'm more than a little impressed by how much technology has advanced. Someone was watching a video on a cellphone the size of their palm!

[His nerdy heart is in love already]


Yes, I was introducing myself. Um, I'm Daniel Dreiberg. Honestly I'm at a loss on what to do. The pamphlets mentioned housing and living allowance and then there was all that hero business, well, I'm sure you know that it's a lot to take in.

If you, um, anyone really, has some time to spare I really would like to talk with someone that might help me get my bearings. I'm very sure I could offer a future drink in thanks.

[His face drops and he clutches his top which is really just a fuzzy white robe courtesy of the people in the Porter building. It's like they expect this sort of thing to happen]

Um, yes, on a-a much more practical matter I would appreciate it if someone could perhaps lend me something to wear as I was brought here in, well, nothing.

[His face is so red now. Time to die of embarrassment]


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