Jun. 10th, 2013

futureleader: (don't really wanna be part of your scene)
[personal profile] futureleader
Testing, one, two, three. [Quentin is no where to be seen but the camera gives a clear view of his kitchen counter-top.]

It's been a while, denizens of The City. As most of you may recall, I was the winning bidder for an exclusive set of collectibles during the charity auction. I spent nearly two-thousand dollars for such fine craftsmanship and I know what many of you are thinking. One, where the hell did I get that kind of money, and most importantly why the hell did I spurge on such luxurious items?

Why, for entertainment by yours truly. There's a little bit of something for everyone here.

[cue the Thor puppet, who looks especially beautiful with his luscious golden locks. He is standing next to a red bottle of L'Oreal Color-Vive protecting shampoo on Quentin's kitchen countertop. In the most (read: not very) masculine voice possible;]

I am called Thor, god of Thunder who is far too beautiful to do the tasks of mere mortals. I believe there is nothing left for me to do except forsaking my status as god of thunder to become the god of hair, as mine is so wonderful and long- [the Thor puppet is interrupted mid hair flip to the rough cry of freedom coming from the Captain America puppet who jumps.]

'MURICA. Stop right there son, this is 'murica and we don't have no god of hair. We have FREEDOM. But what the hell do I know about freedom with my stupid little head and my cute widdle wings on my face? I represent everything capitalist scums enjoy with my good friend, Tony Stark.

[The Stark puppet is thrown in front of the camera before Quentin moves the camera to show Spider-Man, the Wasp, and Black Widow puppets being carried/devoured by a giant spider made out of legos. It's pretty big ande detailed for something made out of legos.]

Help us Avengers!

I can't because I am too busy being a capitalist with Tony Stark, son. [The camera turns back to Tony Stark and Captain America who seem to be chilling on top of a throne of toilet paper. Quentin announces the end of this puppet show with a curt laugh and with the words;]

To be continued...

[The view suddenly shifts to this monstrosity and Quentin quickly adds in the sound effects of] SNIKTY SNIKT. [Before turning off the camera... to be continued in the comments.]

01 - Video

Jun. 10th, 2013 04:36 pm
ideaofamerica: (✫ I still have a dream)
[personal profile] ideaofamerica
[The broadcast opens on a video of a young black man in typical teenage garb. He's wearing a backpack and a New York Yankees t-shirt.]

So this city-- it's not really New York, is it. It looks like it is, but it's not. [For one thing, the library where he used to work is at the wrong subway stop-- and yes, that's one of the first things he checked, right after trying to find his grandparents' apartment.] This "Porter" thing just sucked us through and what? It expects us to do what it wants from us? Well I'm sorry, I don't play that game anymore. Too many people lose.

Does this alternate world have colleges? 'Cause I applied Early Action to Howard and I really don't want to mess that up.

Whatever. [He ends the feed.]

24; voice;

Jun. 10th, 2013 07:58 pm
catmask: (wrong again;)
[personal profile] catmask
[ She's ignoring how every instinct tells her to never talk to a whole network full of people, and especially not about this, and hoping that three-year-old rediscovered memories aren't failing her. So there's just a huge pause at first, complete with some hitching, uneven breathing.

] Anyone near the Porter building? I could— 

[ She's cut off by a muffled, quiet groan, takes a second, and comes back like nothing happened. Man, if only she could see straight, this would definitely be in text. ]

...I could use a hand. Thanks.
suchaprince: Batman and Robin (Black Dawn)
[personal profile] suchaprince
Apparently, I've been here before. [Can you hear the joy in his voice? No? Oops.] Before you ask, no, I don't remember it. In fact, I'd suggest that you forget anything "I" said to you last time, because whoever was here claiming to be me was likely an imposter. If you had business with him, I suppose you may bring it up with me, but I can't guarantee that I'll take responsibility for my imposter's actions.

[Ah yes that is clearly the most mature way to handle all of this, good job, Damian.]

Information regarding this imposter would be appreciated, however. You'll be rewarded for your cooperation. [...] Eventually.


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