Sep. 25th, 2013

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Sep. 25th, 2013 07:42 pm
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Alright siltsuckers, listen up. Matter of grawe import here.

[ DRAMATIC PAUSE. ]

I'm throwin' another imPort Halloween party this year. Here's a list of people who aren't inwited.

CUT FOR BREAKING UP MY POST COMPOSITION )

Now, I know last year's choice in entertainment wasn't to eweryone's tastes, the particular tastes it was in apparently bein' kinda traumatic, and people might still be feelin' a little finhurt ower gettin' inducted into the festiwities without bein' told ahead of time. [ NERDS. ] I'm gonna go ahead and clear up any rumors by sayin' that I'm not the type to go beatin' a gimmick into the ground, whether or not it was clewer, creatiwe, and righteously kickass. Which it was.

You got nothin' to worry about.

Same place and time an' all that noise, costumes mandatory, kick up any fuss and I'm kickin' your ass and then kickin' you out. Much as I sympathize with wantin' to murder half the cape population around here, do it on your own fuckin' time.

[ a brief pause, like he's reflecting on how poorly worded that was. OH WHALE. ]

On an off note, I'm considerin' hawin' a gladiatorial pit off to the side or somethin'; traditional highblood get-together fare, nothin' special. You think I could get away with usin' dogs instead a bums if none of 'em kill each other?

People get real huffy about that for some reason.

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