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[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Busy past couple of weeks. Busy enough I haven't been able to pay attention much to this thing. If there's anything important that needs to be brought to my attention that you couldn't have done so through my phone line proper or to my face, now is a good time.

Otherwise, I have a question to pose of the more culinary bunch of you out there. Zatanna and I have taken it upon ourselves to make the best casserole. Every Saturday we've been making a couple, trying some concoctions out. Don't ask why, because those details are unimportant to this now. If you have any recipes or any suggestions to put into one, we are both all ears.

Oh, I guess some vegetarian [he says that with horror, but a horror that he doesn't realize he's putting behind the word] suggestions would be good, too. Since she doesn't eat meat. [Man, srsly, dudes, can you believe that?]

[Hems.] Speaking of which, Zatanna? A word?

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[voice]

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Yeah...the guy who took a boat, right?

[voice]

[notadartboard]

....oh, you heard about that, huh?

[voice]

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Yes, and now you're cavorting around down south like you're a pirate. I don't need any recipes from criminals, and just wait till you come back her, Jack Sparrow.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

[asfkjahdwif] ...like a pirate? Oi, I'll have you know I am a pirate! And a chef, and my recipes are perfectly good and law-abiding even if I'm not.

[voice]

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

They could be stolen recipes, that you found in that boat you stole like a petty criminal.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

Oi oi OI! I never have to steal recipes! I happen to be a first-class chef who's starting to regret even offering to help, you ungrateful bastard!

[voice]

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

Why would you think it was a good idea to offer help to a police officer after taking a boat?!

[voice]

[notadartboard]

Well I didn't know you were a police officer when I spoke up, now did I?!




....shit.

[voice]

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

You're a terrible pirate, aren't you.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

[glaring daggers at his comm right now SO HARD LASSITER]

...define 'terrible.'

[voice]

[lassiface.livejournal.com]

[He is glaring right back, THIS IS A CHALLENGE.]

Aside from the fact you willingly approached the person in charge of the whole police. The only way you could be more terrible is if you had come to me face-to-face instead of over the comm. So you have that at least.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

Not keeping my actions secret from the law doesn't make me a bad pirate, I'll have you know. Secrecy is for ninjas and spies! I'm flying a damn flag, how much more obvious can it get?