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capeandcowl2011-09-19 10:24 am
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o1; every me and every you // video
[ The video blinks on suddenly, catching the corner of the chin. There's a shift of it left, right, before it settles on a pair of ice blue eyes, far too close. Familiar eyes, and an even more familiar face when he pulls the screen back.
Bruce Wayne. ]
You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.
And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.
[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]
Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]
Care to enlighten me?
[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]
Bruce Wayne. ]
You know. [ He clears his voice quietly. ] It's a really surreal experience to be snoozing next to a beautiful lady - and let me tell you, her breasts are fantastic - and then suddenly landing back-first into a strange city. It's terribly rude.
And to make it worse, I switch on this thing, and the first thing I see is my own face. [ Pause. Dramatic pause. He's letting that sink in, City. ] I think there's a word for it - deja vu? But words don't seem very adequate right now, no.
[ There's a scuffling as he sets down the camera on a nice surface. Rocky, though. But it steadies after a while, and he clears his throat. ]
Unfortunately, as handsome as my own face is, I don't remember making any of those posts. Or talking to any of you surely fascinating people [ Bright smile. ]
Care to enlighten me?
[ ... Shush, you're not supposed to realise he has been here for days. ]
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From that party a long time ago. Right. [ Pauseeeee. ] Aren't you supposed to be in- [ VAGUE GESTURES TO THE NORTH ]
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Don't think this place cares where we're supposed to be, Wayne.
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So anyway, do you remember what I've been doing here?
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Holier-than-thou stuff, really. Sure you'll be fine bangin' chicks that ain't Kyle.
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Well, c'mon. Who wouldn't go there?
But I got the sense that she was really into you, and now you're a schmuck. So chances are you won't be tappin' that again.
Not unless she poofs out and comes back as the vampy chick in the purple spandex she used to be. Then you'll be perfect for each other again.
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Do you actually have something against me?
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