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karkat vantas | threshecutioner

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THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS.
TO EXPLORE, IF YOU WILL.
EVEN DISCUSS, WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT MY GRIEVANCES:
WHAT THE FUCK IS *WRONG* WITH YOU GUYS?
WHAT HAS EVEN BEEN *HAPPENING*?
ARE YOU ALL INSANE? YES, YOU ARE. YOU ARE INSANE. I AM SURROUNDED BY PSYCHOPATHS.
I NEED NEW FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HAD.
FRIENDSHIP POSITIONS OPEN. REQUIREMENTS: NOT BEING A MURDER-HAPPY, REVENGE-OBSESSED PYSCHO WHOSE IDEA OF RESOLVING A SITUATION IS IN ACTUALITY MAKING EVERYTHING A SOLID BILLION TIMES WORSE.

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Do You Realize How Long Ive Had To Endure His Presence Here
Do You Have Any Grasp Of The Quantity Of Occasions Ive Had To Reign Myself In As He Continued To Abuse This Mythical And All-Important Second Chance Of His
When He Really Never Deserved One To Begin With
Youre Not The First Hes Killed Since His Arrival On This Timeline But The Latest In A Considerable Procession
And Thats Assuming That Im Even Aware Of Each Instance
If Gamzees Being Truthful With Regards To The Citys Mayoral Chieftain Then Theres No Telling How Many More There Are
He Continues This With Little Consequence
So Why Is It When I Finally Respond In The Manner He Has Genuinely Earned That Im The One Who Must Fear Reprisal

Edited 2012-05-07 23:51 (UTC)

I THINK YOU HAVE GROSSLY MISUNDERSTOOD ME
I AM IN NO WAY DEFENDING ERIDAN NOR AM I TRYING TO DENY THE FACT THAT HE IS A FILTHY MAGGOT INFESTED WASTE SAUSAGE WHO GOT EXACTLY WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM.
I'M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT ERIDAN RIGHT NOW
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU.
AND I DON'T KNOW
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING FAIR.
REALLY THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION IS GEARED TOWARD PREVENTING YOUR REPRISAL.
IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED.

If Im To Be Made To Pay For Actions Already Taken
Then There Arent Any Preventative Measures To Be Taken At This Point Now Are There
But If I Must Face Punishment Then I Can Rest In The Knowledge That Its At Least Myself Instead Of The Others

I'D SUGGEST YOU COME STAY WITH GAMZEE AND I BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BOTH OF YOU ARE ENCAPSULATED WITHIN THE SAME BUILDING.
FOR NOW OUR BEST HOPE IS THAT HE DOESN'T COME BACK.
AND THAT YOUR "SUSAN" DOESN'T GO FLAPPING HER CHUTE IN THE BREEZE.
DO YOU HAVE ANYONE YOU CAN STAY WITH IF THIS GETS OUT?

I Dont Know
But I Couldnt Just Abdicate My Duties To The Others

YEAH OK PUTTING ASIDE THE LUDICROUSNESS YOUR BEHEMOTHIAN PENCHANT FOR TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING EVER TO START WITH
WHAT I'VE HEARD FROM GAMZEE SUGGESTS HUMAN PRISON DOESN'T LEND AN ABUNDANCE OF OPPORTUNITIES TO KEEP UP WITH YOUR "DUTIES" EITHER.

[ god why hadn't she thought of that ]

Thats Stupid
Im Responsible For At Least Half Of The Households Income
What Will They Do If Im Unable To Provide That
Are The Humans Really So Inconceivably Moronic As To Make Them Suffer Because I Dared Fulfill An Act That Should Have Been Done Long Ago

[ don't even make her consider that they may not even need her, you know how she deals with being useless, man ]

SORRY TO SAY
BUT I DON'T THINK THEY REALLY GIVE A SHIT.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF A CULTURAL GAP.

You Say That As If They Wouldnt Have Cared Even Less For Such A Situation On Alternia
Though Mostly Because I Doubt An Arrangement Like Ours Would Have Really Ever Occurred In The First Place
But They At Least Wouldnt Breathe Down My Neck Over The Just Murder Of A Seadwelling Quasiroyal Would They

BACK HOME YOU WOULD EITHER HAVE BEEN APPLAUDED OR KILLED
THERE WOULD BE NO FUCKING AROUND WITH PRISONS.

At Least An Attempted Culling Would Be More Honest
If Most Likely Unsuccessful

ALL OF THIS DISCUSSION BRINGS US BACK AROUND TO WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO IMPRESS UPON YOUR PAN FROM THE BEGINNING
WHICH IS YOU MADE A REALLY FUCKING DUMB DECISION.

Really
Because Its About The Only Thing Ive Done Recently That I Can Feel Unambiguously Satisfied With

THEN YOU'VE GOT YOUR SATISFACTION TWITCHER WIRED IN REVERSE.
YOU'VE PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER, AND IN THE MORE THAN LIKELY SCENARIO THAT HE RETURNS TO SMEAR THE FUSTY UNWASHED UNDERGARMENT OF OUR LIVES WITH HIS DEGENERATE PRESENCE, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.

I Could Repeat The Process If It Comes To It

OH REALLY?????
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A STUPID DECISION OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNTIL IT SHEDS ITS STUPIDITY AND EMERGES AS A GLORIOUS, FLUTTERING INCARNATION OF PURE FUCKING BATSHIT INSANITY.
IS THAT WHAT I AM HEARING.
IS THIS YOUR MASTER PLAN.

It Would Get The Job Done If Leaving Him Alive Would Only Put Us At Constant Risk

YOU ARE BEING AN INSUFFERABLE IDIOT.
I AM TELLING YOU THIS AS A FRIEND.

Im Tired Karkat
With All Of It

I KNOW, KANAYA.
I HEAR YOU, OK?
BUT YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO'S TIRED.
I'M PRETTY DAMN EXHAUSTED MYSELF.
KNOW WHAT I'M TIRED OF?
US KILLING EACH OTHER.
OR OTHERWISE GRIEVOUSLY MANGLING ONE OTHER.
IT'S GETTING OLD.

But Even More So With Its Necessity
A Duty Once Presented Cannot Be Ignored
And It Is My Obligation To Fulfill It

I THINK YOU NEED TO CHECK YOURSELF AND WHAT IS *ACTUALLY* YOUR DUTY
AND WHAT YOU SAY IS YOUR DUTY.
HINT: MURDERING PEOPLE IS NOT YOUR DUTY.
AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF DUTIES, ALLOW ME TO INVOKE MINE
WHICH IS KEEPING YOU NOOKWHIFFS IN LINE.
I'M YOUR LEADER AND I EXPECT YOU TO OBEY ME WHEN I SAY YOU ARE NOT TO KILL ERIDAN AGAIN UNLESS HE IS OUTRIGHT ATTACKING YOU.
GOT IT?
AND
LAY LOW FOR A WHILE, OK
I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING INTO BOILING SHIT OVER THIS.

And What If He Is Displaying Imminent Interest In Killing Another
Self-Preservation Isnt Really My Primary Motivation Here
Especially Not Now

MAKE IT YOUR PRIMARY MOTIVATION.
DON'T KILL HIM UNLESS YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.
IN FACT, DON'T INTERACT WITH HIM UNLESS YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.
DO I REALLY HAVE TO DRAW YOU A FUCKING DIAGRAM TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT MURDER IS NOT THE SOLUTION HERE???????

Well If It Would Really Amuse You To Do So
And I Already Limit Our Interactions As Well As I Can
But Theres No Point Preserving What I Dont Have To Lose

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