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[onmyneck]

It's disappointing that the future has yet to give up on some of the barbaric, uncivilized customs of the past. The high school prom, for instance.

And with prom season coming up on this summer's social calendar, I'm spoiled for choice on which of my many outfits I should wear. I do have my signature style of staying at home and watching a marathon of Ice Road Truckers, but I wouldn't want to show anyone up. Adolescence is a tricky time.

In case some of the older members of this network feel left out, feel free to tell us about your experiences at prom. The most awkward story wins a t-shirt.

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Given My Own Expertise On The Subject The Only Method By Which It Would Be Possible To Do So Is With The Manipulation Of The Flow Of The Very Timestream Itself
Are You In Possession Of Such Abilities

[onmyneck]

Damn. I've been caught.

[glowsferatu]

Um
Youre Referring To The Lie Correct

[onmyneck]

No. You found out I was a time traveler.

[glowsferatu]

Then You Could Probably Return To An Earlier Point And Save Yourself From Expending The Effort Of Creating The Abomination To Begin With
Maybe
I Doubt Paradox Space Really Requires Its Existence But It Can Be Stupid Sometimes

[onmyneck]

I'm afraid paradox space has put my dress on its top list of requirements.

[glowsferatu]

Thats Stupid What Would Even Motivate It To That Result

[onmyneck]

I suppose paradox space just supports innovative fashion.

[glowsferatu]

I Have Enough Experience In Both Subjects To Know That It Is Doubtlessly Disinclined To Give A Shit

[onmyneck]

Maybe paradox space just likes me more.

[glowsferatu]

It Doesnt Even Know You
Nor You It

[onmyneck]

We meet in kindergarten.

[glowsferatu]

There Isnt Any Sense In That Supposition
It Doesnt Even Work That Way

[onmyneck]

I never lie.

[glowsferatu]

Perhaps You Realize This Is The Most Common Untruth A Person May Communicate

[onmyneck]

You are a fountain of knowledge.

[glowsferatu]

Well Someone Must Be To Counteract Your Own Fountain Of Inaccuracies

[onmyneck]

I prefer to think of it as a hosepipe.

[glowsferatu]

I Loathe To Imagine What Variety Of Garden Youd Seek To Cultivate With It

[onmyneck]

A cactus plantation. Cacti of Truth.

[glowsferatu]

I Imagine Its A Satirical Title

[onmyneck]

Stop shooting down my dreams.

[glowsferatu]

They Dont Seem Unlike LAtex Orbs Full Of Little More Than Air And Dishonest Air At That
Coming Inadvisably To Rest On The Receptacle Of Needles Employed In The Work Of A Seamstress
The Result Is Inevitable

[onmyneck]

That extended metaphor really made me think about my life choices.

[glowsferatu]

Yes Well
Good
Im Pleased To Hear My Words Have Been Oh Wait Youre Using Sarcasm