permavid; only registered name on the comm is "spider-man"

[remake]

[ The video is up-side down. It's hard to tell, because the guy in the video is also up-side down, sticking to the shiny, windowed side of an office building by his hand and feet. He looks distinctly spider-man themed, but the design is different and so is the voice. He sounds awful young. ]

Okay. Okay. I'm not freaking out but- [ A pause for some quick, audibly shallow breaths. ] -uh. I might be freaking out? Uh. There's- there's someone else living where my house is supposed to be which is really not cool, and I can't figure out what happened to the Triskelion. I'd like to help y'all out but.

If I had- uh, I don't know, directions maybe I could... knock on the door and get you some r-real- some better heroes. I kind of know Nick Fury? Sort of.

And it sounds like you need that. I-I mean, I can stop muggers and stuff, and I guess like The Ringer and Kangaroo (I'm so not making that up, there's a dude that calls himself "Kangaroo"), but this whole-- this whole alternate dimension thing is way over my head and-

[ Hitched breathing. ] And I'm still... working on it.

Comments

[remake]

[ DSFJLEWR TRYING NOT TO LAUGH YOU'RE SUCH A DERP BRUCE ]

This is like-- really. Weird. Totally not what I expected.

[hulk]

[ YEP THAT'S A MORE COMMON REACTION ]

Well, that would probably happen, given, uh. You were expecting me to be dead. Sorry.

[remake]

[ Belatedly realizing what a jerk he was tbqh!!! ] Uh- um. uhhh--

... Sorry.

[hulk]

It's-- Don't worry about it. I've kind o- Not this exact conversation, but close enough pretty much, uh. Every time I ended up talking to someone from your particular, uh. ...Dimension. So.

[remake]

Well you- u-uh he did kinda eat people.

It's.



Memorable...

[hulk]

[ haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ]

That's one word for it.

[remake]

[ gently quiet for a second ]

You're not going to do, uh ...that... here, right?

[hulk]

[ I'm going to start a drinking game - a shot every time the word 'gently' shows up in Miles-meta. It'll be glorious. ]

No.

[ Yep, he's totally had to go and answer this question before. Can you tell. ]

[remake]

[ WOW STOP JUDGING ME SAMMO YOU'RE A JERK!!! ]

R-right. Okay.

[hulk]

[ MAKE ME!!! ]

...Yeah.

[remake]

[ BRE...ATHING... HOW DO YOU TALK2ADULTS ]

Anyway...

[hulk]

Um.

[ a w k w a r d ]

So. ...Any other questions you might h- About, er, settling in. That is.

[remake]

U-um, no, I got this. [ HE TOTALLY DOESN'T ]

[hulk]

...Are you sure? Because. It's okay to ask questions.

[ concerned!!! ]

[remake]

I-- I don't... [ lmfao defeated pause ] H-how do you know which apartment is supposed to be yours?

[hulk]

[ ..........................crap ]

I actually d- I never went to go see those apartments, I just. Kind of went and moved in with someone right off the bat. Sorry.

[remake]

[ BRUCE WOW

WOW BRUCE

BRUCE

WOW ]

............ Oh.

Uhhh.

[hulk]

[ SHUT UP OKAY ]

Um.

[remake]

[ lmfao face... in his hands... ]

I've never had a conversation this awkward in my life.

[hulk]

[ haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ]

I've had a few more so than this, but. Yeah.

[remake]

[ LMFAO STARING FINE YOU WIN THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON AWARD BRUCE GJ ] O-okay.

[hulk]

[ I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY FANS ]

...So. Erm. W-well, then, you know. Best of luck with settling in, uh. "Spider-Man".

[remake]

[ U DON'T HAVE ANY, 2 AWKWARD ]

Did-- did you just verbally finger quote at me.

[hulk]

[ S-SHUT UP CRYING!!! ]

Y- It's not. Look, it's just weird for someone's name to be... You know. Spider-Man.

[remake]

It's not that weird.

[ UR THE WEIRD ONE BRUCE!!!! ]