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[adventureboner]

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Hoodang looks like i finally managed to figure out how this doohicky works in the first place.
Still browsing through those nifty fliers i picked up back where i woke up but i figured i can finish the rest of it in a little while. It only seems right to put out a little introduction of myself!

Names jake english and im pretty doggone honored that whoever it was went out and picked me to come over this way to come live here!
I just.. sort of wish theyd picked a few years sooner. Like when i was ten or thirteen and not up to much of anything at all.

Er point is i most certainly need to be getting back to my friends asap seeing as they absolutely need my help today more than anything.
Or at least i need to get ahold of them so they know my part of the bargins changed a bit but shit i bet this is even better im a heck of a lot closer to jane than before.
Anyhoo point being can i use someones computer so i can im them? Thanks!

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[adventureboner]

...
Can you find those pamphlets perhaps?

((halp gramma halp..))

[dogwitch]

you an always pick up some new ones im sure
if not maybe i can give you the basic rundown on stuff you dont know yet?

[adventureboner]

Ah well id hate yo ask and make you go through all that trouble explaining when i should have just the same did that reading.
Shit that certainly was a lousy call on my part.

[dogwitch]

its no trouble really
plus those pamphlets only give you the basic information
so youd probably still have questions anyway

[adventureboner]

Well if you say so.
Er perhaps just a little quick overview of things? Im sure i can think of a few questions from that.

[dogwitch]

okay!!
as youve already been informed youre in in a city by the name of THE CITY
its on an alternate version of earth and as i understand it its an alternate new york city
i already told you about the powers
...
um
you seem aware of the weird and sometimes horrible things that go on here
but they dont happen too often
ive already told you about lachesis running things
hmm...thats about all i can think of at the moment

[adventureboner]

Huh.
Guess theres not all that much to get roundabouts here.

[dogwitch]

thats pretty much the basics
theres other stuff
like the natives not really liking us because villains have run around ruining things for everyone
were also banned from several countries because of that
at least im assuming thats the case
something about us being a menace even though most of us just try to help

[adventureboner]

Geez thats a lousy situation.
Seems as though the bad guys are the ones who always want to botch things for other folks.

[dogwitch]

thats kind of their schtick right?
aside from just doing bad things for the sake of doing bad things

[adventureboner]

I assume but heck it that should ever understand that sort of thing.
Being the hero seems like a much better route considering all the fantastic perks that goes with it.

[dogwitch]

i dont understand it either :\
perks???

[adventureboner]

Of course!
I mean it has got to feel absolutely fantastic to do good things for folks just like morally wouldnt you say?
Rushing in to stop a bad guy from pickpocketing an old lady like
STOP. YOU THERE!!! *dramatically points!*
And then REALLY show him your stuff and scare him off.
And the old lady says in her gentle and slightly frail voice.
Oh thank you young man i hope my grandson grows up to be like you.

I mean hell what life could be better???

[dogwitch]

hehe yeah that is a nice feeling! :D

[adventureboner]

Exactly!

Oh so hey you live with roxy right? I think i heard something like that somewhere perhaps im mixing up information. Sounds like once roxy gets me ill be headed over that way so well get to see each other right quick.

[dogwitch]

yup!
all of us are living in the same house
kind of like how the trolls all live together
or were living together, i guess that didnt really last

[adventureboner]

Really?
Whats up with that?

[dogwitch]

they dont always get along so well
so i guess living under one roof was too much of a strain on them

[adventureboner]

Huh. A shame really that they dont get along but i shouldnt be all that surprised.

[dogwitch]

it is a shame
i really wish they did so i could hang out with them all at once
but thats just a disaster waiting to happen :\

[adventureboner]

Perhaps you just need more people to help drown out all the potential arguing?

[dogwitch]

somehow i dont think adding more people would help

[adventureboner]

No no it could work!!
Think of it if theyre all in closed quarters then its really easy for them to bump into each other right?
But! Lets say you add about twice as many people as there are trolls! Then that way the trolls are so preoccupied with everyone else that they like they cant really be bothered to bump into those they dont like so much.

((worst idea, i know.)

[dogwitch]

...
somehow i dont see that working
and im usually really optimistic about stuff
but even i can see that ending well :|

[adventureboner]

Ah phooie.
If you insist! I suppose i couldnt sway you even if i wanted to.
Im sure theres some other way though its just a matter of figuring that out.