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Hoodang looks like i finally managed to figure out how this doohicky works in the first place.
Still browsing through those nifty fliers i picked up back where i woke up but i figured i can finish the rest of it in a little while. It only seems right to put out a little introduction of myself!

Names jake english and im pretty doggone honored that whoever it was went out and picked me to come over this way to come live here!
I just.. sort of wish theyd picked a few years sooner. Like when i was ten or thirteen and not up to much of anything at all.

Er point is i most certainly need to be getting back to my friends asap seeing as they absolutely need my help today more than anything.
Or at least i need to get ahold of them so they know my part of the bargins changed a bit but shit i bet this is even better im a heck of a lot closer to jane than before.
Anyhoo point being can i use someones computer so i can im them? Thanks!

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I assume but heck it that should ever understand that sort of thing.
Being the hero seems like a much better route considering all the fantastic perks that goes with it.

i dont understand it either :\ perks???

Of course!
I mean it has got to feel absolutely fantastic to do good things for folks just like morally wouldnt you say?
Rushing in to stop a bad guy from pickpocketing an old lady like
STOP. YOU THERE!!! *dramatically points!*
And then REALLY show him your stuff and scare him off.
And the old lady says in her gentle and slightly frail voice.
Oh thank you young man i hope my grandson grows up to be like you.

I mean hell what life could be better???

hehe yeah that is a nice feeling! :D

Exactly!

Oh so hey you live with roxy right? I think i heard something like that somewhere perhaps im mixing up information. Sounds like once roxy gets me ill be headed over that way so well get to see each other right quick.

yup! all of us are living in the same house kind of like how the trolls all live together or were living together, i guess that didnt really last

Really?
Whats up with that?

they dont always get along so well so i guess living under one roof was too much of a strain on them

Huh. A shame really that they dont get along but i shouldnt be all that surprised.

it is a shame i really wish they did so i could hang out with them all at once but thats just a disaster waiting to happen :\

Perhaps you just need more people to help drown out all the potential arguing?

somehow i dont think adding more people would help

No no it could work!!
Think of it if theyre all in closed quarters then its really easy for them to bump into each other right?
But! Lets say you add about twice as many people as there are trolls! Then that way the trolls are so preoccupied with everyone else that they like they cant really be bothered to bump into those they dont like so much.

((worst idea, i know.)

... somehow i dont see that working and im usually really optimistic about stuff but even i can see that ending well :|

Ah phooie.
If you insist! I suppose i couldnt sway you even if i wanted to.
Im sure theres some other way though its just a matter of figuring that out.

maybe if we did it in small doses have everyone together for short periods of time lengthen the time each time give them positive reinforcement every time they get along...

[And suddenly her friends become one big science project.]

((pardon me while i laugh omg.))

Perhaps! Though...
How would you positively reinforce trolls?

hmmmmm... im sure theres something they really enjoy as a treat just gotta figure out what

Hmmmm...

Nachos?

perhaps maybe i should compile a list of easily attained treats and give it to each of the trolls and have them rank each thing on the list on a scale of one to ten whatever food items have the highest scores across all the sheets would be the best treats to go with

[She putting way too much thought into this.]

Uh not to rain on your parade or anything but why not just ask them each what the others like?
They cant all hate each other right?

but what if they dont know what is anothers favorite???? i think this list might work out better plus i can see what foods they really hate as well!!

[Which, you know, makes a possible picnic easier to plan.]

Hah well i suppose so! I guess thats why youre the scientist and not me.

its okay you can be my assistant in this! :D

[This can only end in disaster.]

Really?
Well shoot jane how could i turn down an offer like that!! It sounds fantastic honestly.

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