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[adventureboner]

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Hoodang looks like i finally managed to figure out how this doohicky works in the first place.
Still browsing through those nifty fliers i picked up back where i woke up but i figured i can finish the rest of it in a little while. It only seems right to put out a little introduction of myself!

Names jake english and im pretty doggone honored that whoever it was went out and picked me to come over this way to come live here!
I just.. sort of wish theyd picked a few years sooner. Like when i was ten or thirteen and not up to much of anything at all.

Er point is i most certainly need to be getting back to my friends asap seeing as they absolutely need my help today more than anything.
Or at least i need to get ahold of them so they know my part of the bargins changed a bit but shit i bet this is even better im a heck of a lot closer to jane than before.
Anyhoo point being can i use someones computer so i can im them? Thanks!

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Comments

[dogwitch]

it is a shame
i really wish they did so i could hang out with them all at once
but thats just a disaster waiting to happen :\

[adventureboner]

Perhaps you just need more people to help drown out all the potential arguing?

[dogwitch]

somehow i dont think adding more people would help

[adventureboner]

No no it could work!!
Think of it if theyre all in closed quarters then its really easy for them to bump into each other right?
But! Lets say you add about twice as many people as there are trolls! Then that way the trolls are so preoccupied with everyone else that they like they cant really be bothered to bump into those they dont like so much.

((worst idea, i know.)

[dogwitch]

...
somehow i dont see that working
and im usually really optimistic about stuff
but even i can see that ending well :|

[adventureboner]

Ah phooie.
If you insist! I suppose i couldnt sway you even if i wanted to.
Im sure theres some other way though its just a matter of figuring that out.

[dogwitch]

maybe if we did it in small doses
have everyone together for short periods of time
lengthen the time each time
give them positive reinforcement every time they get along...

[And suddenly her friends become one big science project.]

[adventureboner]

((pardon me while i laugh omg.))

Perhaps! Though...
How would you positively reinforce trolls?

[dogwitch]

hmmmmm...
im sure theres something they really enjoy as a treat
just gotta figure out what

[adventureboner]

Hmmmm...

Nachos?

[dogwitch]

perhaps
maybe i should compile a list of easily attained treats and give it to each of the trolls and have them rank each thing on the list on a scale of one to ten
whatever food items have the highest scores across all the sheets would be the best treats to go with

[She putting way too much thought into this.]

[adventureboner]

Uh not to rain on your parade or anything but why not just ask them each what the others like?
They cant all hate each other right?

[dogwitch]

but what if they dont know what is anothers favorite????
i think this list might work out better
plus i can see what foods they really hate as well!!

[Which, you know, makes a possible picnic easier to plan.]

[adventureboner]

Hah well i suppose so! I guess thats why youre the scientist and not me.

[dogwitch]

its okay you can be my assistant in this! :D

[This can only end in disaster.]

[adventureboner]

Really?
Well shoot jane how could i turn down an offer like that!! It sounds fantastic honestly.

[dogwitch]

ill let you know when i get everything together!

[adventureboner]

He he.
Right o i am ready at at your service science gal jade!