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[Hi, network, here's a porkschop mouth and bear hat you haven't seen in a long while. He appears to be smiling, but a pretty strained smile.]

Yo, peeps! I guess I'm back! I guess that's okay! Not like I was busy or anything! It's pretty jumpin' here, lots of adventures and dance parties to be had, even if Peebles isn't here! Or Marcy! Starchy! . . . Jake! I can do this again, YEAH! If the City still needs me to be a hero, I can't really say no, right? That's so not heroy, and that's what I'm allllll about. [A little arm wiggle dance to illustrate that this is, indeed, fact.]

[Pause.] I, uh, didn't beef it down a bunch of stairs again, did I? That'd be so embarrassing. Ahem.

Callin' out for all my City bros, answer me so we can do sweet screen fistbumps and catch up! And a special shout out to Zizi, where are you, gurl! I keep calling you don't answer. Scamper your sweet unreadable teal text on over here.

Comments

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You clean ears?

[dogwitch]

Of course!

[rhombus]

That's pretty gross.

[dogwitch]

No, it's gross if you don't clean them.

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What happens to them?? Do they get shingles?

[dogwitch]

They might. But really they just get really dirty and stinky.

[rhombus]

How can you tell?? Can you see and smell your own ears?...

[dogwitch]

...Well no but you can smell other people's! And you'll know if they haven't cleaned their ears.

[rhombus]

When would you EVER want to smell someone's ear? Hahaha, maybe it's a dog thing! I think Jake's sniffed mine a few times.

[dogwitch]

[t;lkjwea;tlewd maybe it is partially a dog thing!]

Y-you never know when someone might want to get close enough to smell your ears! That's why you should keep them clean!