one ✩ voice

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[ The ID on the Network appears as Power Girl.

As the audio begins, anyone with a good ear or paying close attention will notice there isn’t complete radio silence between the time the feed turns on and when a woman begins speaking. There’s a passing wind that lightly filters in through the speaker – and are those wings flapping in the distance? ]

Okay, I get it; Lachesis does not appreciate a hands on approach. Does she really call herself that? I guess she doesn’t get memos, but I thought I washed my hands of this alternate universe mess a while ago and I’m seriously not interested in being apart of it.

The City... that’s original. [ A light scoff. ] Should have stuck with New York.

If anyone from the JSA or the League is—oh. One second. [ The audio cuts for about five minutes before it’s switched back on and Peej sighs. ] That was a close call.

Sorry, as I was saying: All-stars or JSA, Leaguers, Titans, heck even Legionnaires ... this is Power Girl. I think I’ve gotten the gist of the situation, but if there’s anything else I need to be briefed on get in contact with me ASAP.

[ Not that her voice will betray how she really feels, but she really hopes she’s not stuck in another alternate universe by herself again. ]

Comments

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Skrulls. They're a multiversal problem.

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Aliens invading a machine world. Siphoning resources, I suppose?

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Or to kill imPorts. They quite enjoy that.

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Yep. Sounds like a typical alien problem.

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Now that's hardly progressive of you.

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Well, not ALL.

But a lot of them seem to take issues with humans/Earth.

[ Hey, she's an alien and she loves Earth so why can't the others!! ]

[deductives]

['A lot of them.' The overlap of superheroes and aliens coming from the same universes was a strangely common correlation among imPorts.]

A common problem in your world too, then.

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I already dealt with two idiots wrecking up downtown before I found myself here. [ Leaves out the part one of them is infatuated with her... ]

The Lanterns deal with problems in space, but I take it not a single one of them is here.

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[Sometimes the superhero jargon from other world really sounded like a whole different language. Perhaps why John titled that case the "Geek Interpreter." However, 'Lanterns' rang a bell from the Network at some point.]

One was here, but I take it you've been told how fickle the Porter can be.

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Which is counterproductive.

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She doesn't pride herself on cooperation, unfortunately.

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What does she pride herself in?

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Causing us grief, mostly.

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She sounds more or less like your average evil AI.

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AI don't tend to align either way where I'm from.

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Consider yourself lucky.