☠ Four

Jan. 12th, 2013 03:19 pm
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((Audio;))
... Goshdarnit! No! Jake, I am sick of you. You never listen, you've stood me up more times than I can count, and if that weren't bad enough, you treat my like I'm just a pal! I thought maybe things would work themselves out, and that maybe you're just getting used to this sweetheart schtick, but you're so egocentric you can't seem to see past your stinking nose!

Oh, come come now, Jane dear! Sure we've had a few rough spots but, I mean, I would say things have been going spiffingly between us!

Spiffingly?! Jake, you threw me into the snow when I asked you to settle down!

Nothing like a little rough housing to blow off a little steam! Heh...

But Jake, I'm your GIRLFRIEND!! You don't THROW your GIRLFRIEND in the SNOW to BLOW OFF STEAM. THAT'S JUST NOT HOW IT THINGS WORK.




((Jake does not compute.))



((Jane does not approve))
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[ Hello everyone! You thought it was going to be a quiet day now didn't you? Well, you thought wrong! One Roxy Lalonde has turned on a communicator during some serious baking talk! Or well, really exciting baking talk from her bestest friend, Jane Crocker. Jane is super excited to share the experience with her BFF5EVERZ. ]

Now then, I've the recipe right here. This pie business is a lot of work, but If we divvy up the tasks, we're sure to come out on top! [ Jane gives her a big, toothy grin. ] So, my dear friend, do want to be in charge of the crust or the filling?

The filling, of course! I got a top secret ingredient in mind for that too.

[ Roxy then gives a wink to the audience. It's show time! ]


Welcome to The Cake and Bake Show of Janey and Ro-lal guys. So listen up! I'll reveal the little secret for everybody right away because who likes waiting.
[ ps: it's a bottle of wine... ] Now let's just pour that in the bowl.

[ This causes Jane to go pale immediately, her eyes wide. She can't.... She can't tell if Roxy's being serious or not. ]

No! Roxy, there's no gosh darn way you're pouring that in there! It'll ruin the whole thing!

Oh, Jane. Don't be such a tight ass. It's good to experiment.

[ Oh but, she's serious, and she tips the bottle as Jane waves the spoon she had in her hand. ]


No, no no. Experimenting is the very last thing you want to do with baking! Things need to be precise.
 [ Nope, Roxy's pouring. ] Roxy, NO!

[ Jane flings the spoon in protest in Roxy's general direction. It slips out of her hand, barely misses Roxy... and embeds itself into the wall. Roxy looks at the spoon... and back at Jane. ]

What the FUCK?

[ The feed cuts off quickly after. so much for that baking show.

... and few minutes later text pops up: ]


we are experiencing tehcnical difficulities please stand by
this is rolal btw reporting on janeys phone so nvm mind the color and all
guess we foudn out one of her powers :3
and yes im stlil alive <3

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Oct. 8th, 2012 09:36 pm
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 Aww shucks,

[ She would ask something along the lines of 'Why can't I seem to connect to pesterchum, and where are my friends?' but what a silly question that would be. Instead, she settles on the more general. After all, her first order of business is figuring out where she is! ]

this wasn't what I was expecting at all!
In fact, it hardly seems like any kind of afterlife I've ever heard of.
I'm not exactly sure whether or not that's a good thing, though I'm sure it shall reveal itself to be one or the other in time!
In the meantime, I suppose I should be content with the fact that i'm here and in one piece!

...Still, this certainly is one peculiar predicament.
What with all this hero nonsense and whatnot.
Don't get me wrong here, being a hero and fighting the no-doubt dastardly goons of the city sounds terribly exciting, it really does!
It's just 'superpowers' and all that hoopla sounds incredibly far-fetched, and really, I'm more of the detective kind of girl.

A rather...gutsy gumshoe, if you will. Hoo hoo :B

[ Though only her friends would get that particular joke 8( ]

Hoo boy, if anything, all of this requires some serious sleuthing. At least, before I give it any stock it does.
So! If you'll give me a moment here to see if I can find a fedora, I’ll get this case underway.
The case being, of course, an attempt to figure out where this city is, and just how much of the information within these pamphlets is true!
I mean you'll have to forgive me, but it doesn't exactly look like somewhere from within the game.
It all looks quite modern, actually...

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