Feb. 8th, 2013 01:11 am
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[Klarion flips on the video, frown on his face. Teekl is wrapped around his neck, sitting on his shoulders, watching as Klarion is pouting up a storm.]

I can't find Kyouko! Where is she? I've been using my magic to try and find her, but she's not anywhere.

If any of you have seen her anywhere, please tell me!

[He pouts slightly, scowling, before he decides to just yell in the communicator.]

KYOUKO! If you can hear me, stop this! This isn't funny anymore!

[With that, he quickly shuts off the video, off to go searching for his friend some more.]


Jan. 28th, 2013 12:18 am
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[Klarion is grumpy as sin. Magic + a body count + the Wild Hunt = Klarion not doing so well. So, he's decided to forgo the usual video posts for him to instead bitch at the comm.]

Zatanna, where do you keep the medicine? I'm feeling particularly dreadful today, and I suppose taking some of your...tylenol could not hurt.

[He pronounced 'tylenol' like it was a foreign term.]

Turn up the heating, by the way. For some reason, I cannot stay warm.

[Klarion either didn't care about the private function or forgot to turn it on. Probably both. Before he shuts off the comm, he interjects with one final statement.]

And for the record, I didn't do this!


Dec. 11th, 2012 07:33 pm
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[When the video clicks on, you can see Klarion on the couch at Casa de Zatanna, frown on his face.]

Lately I've been watching Christmas specials, simply because they seem to be the only thing on television. So, I pose this question to all of you people of Blue Rafters, who know more about these things than I do.

Why is it seen as a good thing that the Grinch grows to like Christmas? He is allowed to hate it. I hate Christmas, after all, so should he. And he lists legitimate reasons!

Besides, how can a heart grow three sizes? That should have shattered his rib cage.

[A contemplative pause on his end.]

Your Christmas specials make no sense.

four: video

Oct. 4th, 2012 10:09 am
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[The video clicks on to Klarion, pouting up a storm. Teekl's sitting in his lap.]

This isn't fair. It wasn't supposed to work like this! The stupid magic here messed up my spell!


Yes, I-Klarion...bum bum bum...the Witch-Boy did this. And I'm proud of it too! You adults always try to boss me around and make me do things I don't want to do! We'd be a lot better off if you all were gone! And that's what I'm going to do. I'll find out what went wrong, fix the spell and get rid of all the adults, not just most of them.

So all you who are still adults, enjoy it while you can! Because soon, everything will be just the way I want it!

[No it won't Klar, you'll get beaten up. He turns off the video, pouting still]
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[Klarion is sitting on the curb, scowling. Teekl is playing with a frog, barely on-screen.]

I've been trying for the past few days to desperately figure something out: how does one devour a soul? I've tried magical spells to remove the souls from small animals, but the animals keep dying in the process, before I've fully extracted what I believe is the soul. I can extract the hearts easily! I've amassed a small collection of hearts, as a matter of fact, all of which are easily devourable, but not that tasty. But no souls yet.

Apparently, some people think that I am not a proper witch-boy if I cannot devour souls. [cough Kyouko cough. There's a pause, and then he grudgingly admits:] So, if there is anyone here who is an actual witch and not simply a witch-boy, please inform me how to do it.

[Klarion pouts slightly as Teekl rips the legs off the frog as cats are wont to do. This is a happy post.]

two: video

Jul. 14th, 2012 11:30 pm
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[The video clicks on to a very swanky apartment. It is furbished, and Klarion is sitting cross-legged on a bed that he would never be able to afford. Teekl is sitting next to him, getting orange cat fur aaaaaall over the white sheets. Klarion either doesn't notice or doesn't care.]

So what do you think? As convenient as the MAC is, the rooms are too small! What if I wanted to have a sleepover? I've never had one of those before, and you need a bigger room for that. Besides, Teekl needs more room to roam. I'm sure he can find rats to eat in the gutter near the building-he found more than enough when I lived in that hideous apartment complex.

[Teekl meows and sheds more on the bed.]

As for the price, I already have an idea plotted out. I plan on persuading the owner of this building to lower the rent to something small-or probably, to make it nonexistent!

[There's an intonation that sounds very dangerous. 'Persuading' AKA MAGIC BRAINWASHING. 8D Paragon of magical morals, right here.]

So, I will probably take this place. That is, unless someone can suggest something better.

[There's an expectant pause, as if he totally wants to hear people's suggestions.]

one: video

Jun. 4th, 2012 10:54 pm
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[The video clicks on to the end of Klarion talking] -devices such as this! [A pause, while he looks at the communicator and realizes it's on. Klarion grins at the camera, obviously completely enamored by this bizarre technological thing. On his shoulders is Teekl.]

Oh, it's on! Hello there! My name is Klarion, the Witch-Boy. This is Teekl. [The cat meows.] And we are new arrivals here! [He smiles widely. This is a total 'trust me' smile] To...wherever here is. It looks like the city of Manhattan in Blue Rafters, but when I ask the locals, they give me no answer.

The machine said that I should 'be a hero'. I must confess, I've never been a hero before. At least, not professionally. I have met heroes, but I never asked them what their job entailed. It seemed quite dull and involved a lot of running around and punching. [Klarion wrinkles his nose at that.] What all does a hero do?


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