notyourchauffeur: (Human - More sads)
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[Oh look! It's Skyfire! He's been home from the hospital for a few days, and he's looking a bit better except the big gloomy look on his face.]

So... that teaching job that said they were going to take me on full time just. Let me go.

[He holds up a slip of paper, coupled with an envelope.]

Couldn't even be bothered to call me or. Anything. Apparently there were "complaints" about me.

[He shifts uncomfortably.]

I "scared" my students and the other staff. I'm not really- I mean I know I'm quite large and perhaps my eyes glow sometimes but I try to exude a cheerful demeanor ah...ahah. I suppose perhaps the state of affairs is worse than I thought.

Fortunately I still have my night job bar tending at least.

Either way.

Does anyone want some...

Baked goods? Of any kind? I have some spare time now.

[Because he sure is going to drink unhealthy amounts and cry as he makes several dozen sets of delicious cookies.]


Jul. 17th, 2012 12:16 pm
notyourchauffeur: (Human - Teasing you)
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[Looks like someone is back in the flesh again. But at least he looks happy.]

Seems to be back to the old water balloon... [He pushes his glasses up on his nose.]

I honestly thought it was a little too good to stick, but it was a nice little vacation, even if it was during a crisis. It was nice to be so useful.

But I would really like to know how that came about. I'd really appreciate it if the responsible party would fess up. It'd be awfully useful to me to be able to duplicate that.

As it is, I know a few people had questions for me, but at the time I was a little occupied. I'd be happy to answer them now, though.

Vector? if you get the chance, I have something for you.

Oh- and Starscream? I have something for you, too.


Jul. 7th, 2012 06:50 pm
notyourchauffeur: (Robot - I dont give a damn)
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[Carrie? You and Zatanna have great timing. On screen stands the massive robot that is Skyfire. Yes, the man who gets on late at night and cries into baked goods. This is him. Blue optics flicker and he regards the feed with a low electronic hum.]

I don't know how.

Or why-

Red? If this is your doing? I owe you so much ice cream.

But I'll save the celebration for later. Right now? I'm helping evacuate anyone who needs out. Anyone who cannot defend themselves, let me know and I'll arrange a pickup. Preferably in large open areas where I can land, or on a rooftop if you're trapped inside.

... Skyfire out.

[Yep. This? This is for Soundwave.]


Jul. 2nd, 2012 10:59 am
notyourchauffeur: (Human - THAT LOOK)
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[Well look who it is. The resident kicked-puppy robot. He regards the feed with a small wave and a nervous smile.]


So ah. Just wondering- how many of you, when you came here, had your body altered in some way? And how did you cope with that?

For me, I've gotten used to it. I mean- it's been quite some time for me, but sometimes I'm almost afraid I'll forget what I was. Does anyone else ever get that feeling?

Despite everything, I feel as though I am losing touch.

Don't get me wrong- I like being human. It's just... you know.

Obviously not the same.


Jun. 11th, 2012 05:34 pm
notyourchauffeur: (Human - Old friend)
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[Well look who's looking pleased as pie.]

Well, amongst other things I finished my online courses. I now have a B.A. ... Vector Sigma, it feels like I'm six-hundred all over again. On to the next thing, I suppose. Is the education system here always this easy or...? I feel like I could have my Doctorate in the next year at this pace. Sheesh. That is if they don't accuse me of cheating again. Really. The nerve.

Anyways, Vector is safe for anyone who was worried.

And I'll try to be around more. Sorry I kind of ducked off the face of the planet for a while. I was a bit preoccupied, obviously.

What did I miss?


May. 6th, 2012 12:37 am
notyourchauffeur: (Robot - Despair)
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[Oh it's just Skyfire having another melt down. He's at least got some composure even if he is wrapped in a blanket, looking like he gad quite a tussle and shaking.]

Someone took Vector.

Men broke into our house and they paralyzed me and they t-

I couldn't save him. If anyone has any information on where Vector Prime is, I would...

I would really appreciate some help.

[Short and sweet. he just clicks off the feed.]


Apr. 13th, 2012 12:20 pm
notyourchauffeur: (Human - Headphones!)
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[Oh, look who it is. Sad, drunk, baked-goods robot guy. Though now he's looking far less sad and drunk. In fact, he seems to be in rather good spirits.]

Hi there! I had a question for anyone who's been here long enough:

Does anyone have any experience with the education system here? If so, how has it been? I know it's really difficult for imports to find good, solid jobs, but I'm taking online classes so I can possibly get my teaching license back. I'm looking to teach astrophysics or planetary science.

I'm not exactly sure if it's a realistic goal however, given the current relations with the natives. I'm not exactly sure if anyone would want an import teaching their children...

Anyways, any input would be appreciated.
notyourchauffeur: (Human - THAT LOOK)
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[Have a large albino man standing in the kitchen of the Autobase looking kind of... drunk. And unhappy. The realization that both his best friends are permadead has finally caught up with him, along with the frustration having sensitive flying-people issues. Amongst the baking supplies, there's a few empty bottles of rum and/or vodka.]

Hello. Yes I-

I have a few. Cookies. And other various things. I uhm...

I got a little carried away. And I don't have anyone around to- [Dramatic wince.]

To eat them for me.

[This guy. He's pathetic and drunk and covered in flour and he sounds like he's going to start crying.]

I think I made a few cakes too. [This is said with some measure of shame?]

I don't know.

One of them might be Boston Cream.

So if anyone wants free baked things youcanhavethem.

[Drunk sad guy level is 99 here. He presses a hand to his face, speaking quickly for fear of starting the waterworks and cuts the feed.]


Feb. 20th, 2012 07:36 pm
notyourchauffeur: (Human - Thinking)
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Greetings... ah. Perhaps some of you may know me? My name is Charles Sagan. Just Charlie will do, however.

If someone could just. Confirm the date for me? I believe what I'm getting is incorrect. Or I'm losing it. It appears I'm off by-

By about two years. That. Cannot be correct.

[He sounds as though he's forcing himself to remain calm and patient, though distress is clearly evident.]

Also, if there is a Christopher Astrum or Joeseph Howard present in the city... please respond.

[He quietly sends out a ping in Cybertronian just for good measure.]

Thank you all for your time in advance.


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