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capeandcowl2012-02-07 05:01 pm
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so im havvin an amazin wweek howw about evverybody else
that important matter aside i wwouldnt normally havve the time for addressin you lot again in such short order wwhat wwith quadrants day and my related hectic social schedule upcomin and all but ill make an exception this time around
wwe havve a important matter to deal wwith and the longer wwe take to up and fuckin do somethin about it the more a pain in my fuckin gills its goin to end up bein
wwell mine and wwhatevver humans got that kinda approximate to gills anywway
naturally im glubbin about this copycatbeast infestation runnin about potentially destroyin our infrastructure and shit like that wwhich i for one wwill not stand for
i mean if anybodys goin to be destroyin any infrastructure a mine they oughta at LEAST come stand an do it out in the open so i can draww and quarter em you knoww thats just good fuckin manners for any race alien or not
so i say wwe ought to open up an official-type invvestigation you knoww pool our abilities and resources and all that carp
wworkin together wwe could havve this little skrull affair settled all quiet-like wwithin the wweek long as wwe arent squeamish
not advvocatin a slaughter or anythin here thats not in my nature but im just sayin wwe might havve to get our fins dirty
that aside my bein a natural hatched leader i suggest all a you appoint me in charge a said group though you knoww thats more a suggestion than anythin else dont look too deep into it
unless you wwant to
ok noww wwhos wwith me
that important matter aside i wwouldnt normally havve the time for addressin you lot again in such short order wwhat wwith quadrants day and my related hectic social schedule upcomin and all but ill make an exception this time around
wwe havve a important matter to deal wwith and the longer wwe take to up and fuckin do somethin about it the more a pain in my fuckin gills its goin to end up bein
wwell mine and wwhatevver humans got that kinda approximate to gills anywway
naturally im glubbin about this copycatbeast infestation runnin about potentially destroyin our infrastructure and shit like that wwhich i for one wwill not stand for
i mean if anybodys goin to be destroyin any infrastructure a mine they oughta at LEAST come stand an do it out in the open so i can draww and quarter em you knoww thats just good fuckin manners for any race alien or not
so i say wwe ought to open up an official-type invvestigation you knoww pool our abilities and resources and all that carp
wworkin together wwe could havve this little skrull affair settled all quiet-like wwithin the wweek long as wwe arent squeamish
not advvocatin a slaughter or anythin here thats not in my nature but im just sayin wwe might havve to get our fins dirty
that aside my bein a natural hatched leader i suggest all a you appoint me in charge a said group though you knoww thats more a suggestion than anythin else dont look too deep into it
unless you wwant to
ok noww wwhos wwith me
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[He's watching your conversation with Roman.]
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i mean its a legitimate question grubsauce alwways tasted different dependin on wwhat caste the grubs wwere from
[THE MOST ELEGANT WAY TO ADMIT TO CANNIBALISTIC BABY-EATING.]
anywway DEPUTY MAYOR EDWWARD NYGMA AKA THE RIDDLER AND DEAREST CONCILIATORY INFATUATION A MINE dont act like wwe wwont end up buttin charred fuckin foreheads wwith mask sooner or later anyhoww
its better to get the threatenin out and proper early on
kinda sets the tone for future clashin you knoww
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I just.
[EXHALE.]
And with regards to Roman, just mind that he doesn't know your culture. Don't develop an ebony-tinted crush or some such.
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and wwhile your faith is NOTHIN IF NOT FLATTERIN that wwas sarcasm by the wway IM PRETTY DAMN SURE if hes wwaxin anythin for anyone hes wwaxin it for you
i mean half the time wwe talk hes talkin about you or howw upright god damn obsessed wwith him you probably are or threatenin your life or shit like that
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Regardless of what may appear, I can assure you that isn't the case. Such is how Gothamites treat each other, really, there's nothing intimate about it.
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and i mean in a LEGITIMATE kinda wway here not that platonic shit you keep pushin
its ridiculous
i mean not that i couldnt see WWHY a course
cause you knoww he wwas pretty fuckin infuriatin and smug and all a the shit that makes a good kismesis wwhen he wwas here doin his vvigilante type shit a the hoofbeast vvariety
and i wwont lie i think me and him had a kinda ebony spark betwween us there for a second
but you knoww as i wwas sayin i wwont blame you if you got evven a little bit a dark feelins for him cause im pretty fuckin sure evverybody else from gotham does too
[awkward.]
but yeah anywway are you SURE youvve nevver eaten human before i find that vvery unlikely
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and i got my sights set higher anywway
anywway youre avvoidin the human question you knoww that
awwful FISHY if i do say so myself
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and cause ivve got enough mud on you to sink your reputation AND hundreds entire political connoiterin for the rest a your wwoefully inadequate human lifespan
avvoid the question one more time and im goin to assume thats a yes by the wway
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It's not a yes. I simply enjoy having a suitable rival. And he was suitable, make no mistake.
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You going to spank him in front of us too, Eddie?
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I know it is. How hard that must be for you to swallow.
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lol no he totally resists saying that and blowing his cover and this calls for more subtlety]
Falsehood.
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