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† fred weasley | forge

2.04 -- voice;

Well, now that all's been settled again, me and Georgie have decided that a good round of pranks is just what the place needs to brighten things up. So here now, if you fancy any of our products we'll be offering a fifteen percent discount to get the ball rolling.

We've not gotten ourselves a proper shopfront yet, but stopping by the flat or sending us a message on these communicator thingies will get the message across.

And on the note of a shop, once we get one we'll be in need of a few employees to help out. Just one or two would do, no previous experience required, but cheerfulness and some defensive ability wouldn't go amiss. We'll offer up more details after hiring, of course.

Cheers, City.

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What sort of products are you selling?

Oh, all sorts. We've got Extendable Ears and Canary Creams and a whole mess of other bits in the works. Depends on what you need, really.

Anything suitable for a good prank.

What kind of prank? This is really an art, mate, you can't just pick up anything.

I am interested in anything flashy. Grabs your attention.

We've got fireworks.

I've done fireworks. I was thinking something more unusual.

I've got sweets that turn people into canaries. There's some other odds and ends, but they're not exactly safe yet.

I do not necessarily need them right away. But do tell me about these canary candies.

Just hand 'em out to whoever you please and it'll turn them into a canary for a bit. Simple as that.

And how much do you sell these for?

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