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[loyal_to_death]

It's the little things that most people don't value. Like having a role model. A starting point.

So, I wanna hear it. How did you become what you are today?

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[incywincyhero]

Well, once upon a time a mommy spider and a daddy spider loved each other very much, and mommy spider didn't eat daddy spider, at least not until the important stuff had happened, so nine months later...

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[loyal_to_death]

... I'm going to assume that at least the eating part is not serious.

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[incywincyhero]

I'm hurt. Here I thought a place like the imPort network would have more respect for non-traditional marriages, considering we all come from such different backgrounds and universes. But prejudice never dies, I guess.

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[loyal_to_death]

Sorry?

Marriage must suck for... whatever you are, then.

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[incywincyhero]

Nah, I really was just kidding. No murder-cannibalism in my family tree, I promise.

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[loyal_to_death]

Oh. Good.

So the spider part...?

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[incywincyhero]

True, but the parentals had nothing to do with it. But puberty was a real drag, I can tell you that much.