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capeandcowl2012-05-01 12:57 pm
yelloweyesdarksomething) wrote in capeandcowl2012-05-01 12:57 pm
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Once upon a time, there was this goblin called, uhm... Bluecloak. Who is totally not related to any goblin called Redcloak I might have told you about, and if the porter lady brings in a goblin called Redcloak you can't tell him I told you this story, okay? Not that it has anything to do with him 'cause it's about Bluecloak.
Anyway, um, so one day Redcloak -- I mean Bluecloak!! Bluecloak and his boss... ummm... Mr. Skeleton? Yeah, Mr. Skeleton! They lost all their henchgoblins 'cause they got blown up by the heroes. So they didn't have any goblins to order around anymore, and they had to flee.
So we -- oops, they walked like, forever until they found this super-convenient horde of hobgoblins! Which are like goblins only orange and kinda intense. There were LOADS of them.
Greencloak, he really hated hobgoblins, but him and Mr. Skeleton really needed minions so they could take over this city for some reason, so they got Bluecloak to be the Supreme Leader of all the hobgoblins, even though he hated them. But then Bluecloak realized that 'cause he hated them so much, he didn't care if he sacrificed them for stupid reasons. It kinda sucked.
Bluecloak and Mr. Skeleton went to take over the city and had a huge battle which was so not as cool as everybody said it was, I mean, it's not like I wanted to fight in it or anything. But during the battle, one of the hobgoblins bravely sacrificed himself to save Bluecloak!
And Bluecloak was like, "Oh. My. Gods, I'm totally racist!"
From then on he was a lot nicer to the hobgoblins and gave the city to them after he took it over. And he wasn't racist anymore! Well I mean, he was still speciest against humans. Like, a lot. But he was better to the hobgoblins!
Um, the end.
The point is, I was gonna tell this story to my classmates to help teach them a lesson about acceptance and tolerance, especially now that they're kinda upset at imports again since the school was attacked by dogs. D'you think it'll work?
Anyway, um, so one day Redcloak -- I mean Bluecloak!! Bluecloak and his boss... ummm... Mr. Skeleton? Yeah, Mr. Skeleton! They lost all their henchgoblins 'cause they got blown up by the heroes. So they didn't have any goblins to order around anymore, and they had to flee.
So we -- oops, they walked like, forever until they found this super-convenient horde of hobgoblins! Which are like goblins only orange and kinda intense. There were LOADS of them.
Greencloak, he really hated hobgoblins, but him and Mr. Skeleton really needed minions so they could take over this city for some reason, so they got Bluecloak to be the Supreme Leader of all the hobgoblins, even though he hated them. But then Bluecloak realized that 'cause he hated them so much, he didn't care if he sacrificed them for stupid reasons. It kinda sucked.
Bluecloak and Mr. Skeleton went to take over the city and had a huge battle which was so not as cool as everybody said it was, I mean, it's not like I wanted to fight in it or anything. But during the battle, one of the hobgoblins bravely sacrificed himself to save Bluecloak!
And Bluecloak was like, "Oh. My. Gods, I'm totally racist!"
From then on he was a lot nicer to the hobgoblins and gave the city to them after he took it over. And he wasn't racist anymore! Well I mean, he was still speciest against humans. Like, a lot. But he was better to the hobgoblins!
Um, the end.
The point is, I was gonna tell this story to my classmates to help teach them a lesson about acceptance and tolerance, especially now that they're kinda upset at imports again since the school was attacked by dogs. D'you think it'll work?
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