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[dishbestserved]

[ Cold is polishing the Stanley Cup. The original Stanley Cup, the first one, not the one they currently award winners. People who keep track of Canadian or sports news might note it was stolen from the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto, Canada a couple of weeks ago. ]

See, followin’ the playoffs is a lot less fun when the Keystone Combines don’t even exist. Can’t follow yer home team when there isn’t one, can you? Even those of you whose cities are still here know it ain't quite the same. But at least they still got a team ta cheer for.

But just ‘cause yer home’s not here doesn’t mean it don’t run through your blood. Take Gotham. They think they’re better’n us ‘cause they’re more clever or what have you, and even in this place they take some pride in comin’ from that shithole. Me? I'm from Keystone, and what people from the twin cities got is we don’t give up. Nothin’ can slow us down. Nobody messes with our town, and nobody messes with my people.

You get what I’m sayin’? We might all be stuck in this hole, but we can’t forget where we’re from.

[ private (hackable) to Trickster ]

James.

Comments

[bringerofwar]

Seems like you're all sad motherfuckers.

[dishbestserved]

[ YOU ]

Speakin' of the devil.

[bringerofwar]

Well, that's flattering.

[dishbestserved]

Nah, I've met the devil. He's not all that impressive. [ INTENTIONALLY IGNORING SARCASM....]

[bringerofwar]

[GDI COLD] So what you're saying is that it doesn't take much to take out your lot?

[dishbestserved]

You don't know what you're talkin' about, boy. I'm sayin' if I have ta crawl outta hell itself just to get some revenge, well, been there, done that. It ain't much of a problem. [ Things Cold quietly ignores: the fact it was the Power Of Love that got him out of hell HE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ]

[bringerofwar]

Listen, shitstain. He brought that on himself, and it could have been a helluva lot longer and more painful than I made it. [ clearly Midnighter thinks this makes him super generous ]

At least fucking try not to end up the same way, or I'm going to run out of patience for you idiots throwing yourselves at me.

[dishbestserved]

In case you hadn't noticed, someone messed up his head. Funny how you seem ta think that means he had it comin', but you don't got nothin' coming to you for killing him.

[bringerofwar]

You're mistaking that for my not giving a shit what you think I have coming.

Do you not have a single shred of self-preservation instinct, or what?

[dishbestserved]

How fast would you say you are?

[bringerofwar]

Is this the whole I-get-my-jollies-fighting-speedsters thing?

Don't be retarded.

So did he.

[dishbestserved]

He hasn't been in this game as long as I have. [ Pause. ] But you don't play the game at all, d'you? You don't have rules, you just kill whoever's in your way, am I right?

[bringerofwar]

I don't play games. How old are you, even? How have you not grown out of this? Honest fucking question.

[dishbestserved]

If you never play games you'll never have fun. Why d'you dress up in your getup?

[bringerofwar]

Jesus, just have some goddamn sex like a normal person.

Not your business.

[dishbestserved]

[ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU




wow fuck this guy. HANGS UP.... ]