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[superscience]

MISSING

ONE (1) FUZZY BLUE GENIUS LIKELY WEARING A SWEATERVEST
ONE (1) NIGH UNSTOPPABLE POST-ORGANIC DETERMINATOR

Communicators bounce and are not present in their work areas, likely indicating a beam me up incident courtesy of the Porter rather than any unfortunate port-outs. Widespread effect likely when past spontaneous shenanigans are taken into account. Current hypothesized tally gleaned from Network babble: three to five.

Feel free to check all significant others, family, friends, coworkers, and ridiculously cliche nemeses for any signs of spontaneous absence.

Rescue efforts are currently grounded, should they have the slightest shred of common sense attached, but more than welcome to take up the headcount grunt work in the meantime. Wouldn't want someone getting antsy, now would we._

Comments

text, Peter Parker's comm;

[incywincyhero]

There was an unusual surge in the Porter's power readings right around the time Rachel reported Hank missing. I'm not sure that's enough to rule out Vulcanus, though. Not to mention that kidnapping ring from a few months ago. The culprits were never caught.

[superscience]

Danger's hardware is more or less off the map, and we hadn't gotten around to fitting McCoy with that tracking chip just yet. More's the pity.

[AWKWARD SCIENCETEAM IN-JOKES]

Simply put, short of some shocking comic book twist, we have nothing.

[incywincyhero]

So, what's the plan? Just sit and wait for more data?

[superscience]

Essentially.

[SO BITTERLY TYPED]

[incywincyhero]

Well, at least we're being proactive.

[superscience]

Our local AM wannabe doesn't usually keep us in suspense for too long, and neither do cliched supervillainous organizations of Vulcanus' ilk.

We won't have to wait too long.

[incywincyhero]

They may be evil, but that doesn't mean they can't be considerate.