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[ at first, there's just a close up on a poster of mitchell hundrend, emblazoned with "Being on Team Jacob is being on the wrong side of history!" there's a healthy amount of snickering, before johnny flips the comm around to raise his eyebrows at it. ]

I didn't know our Mayor was Team Edward. Hey, to each his own, man.

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Not the romantic configuration I would favor from the dearly departed series, but I imagine the subject would find it somewhat flattering.

However, I should note that the stated distaste for one possibility shouldn't imply the exclusive support of another. These are the primary groupings, yes, but by no means the totality within those who formerly enjoyed such literature.

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So wait, you read Twilight?

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[glowsferatu]

[ she looks shocked, johnny, just shocked!! ]

You're telling me you haven't? I would immediately move to correct this oversight, save but the text no longer exists on this plane, given the arrival of the very Cullen who lends himself to the subject of this memo.

However, to say that I have read the series is an understatement! I have thoroughly plunged the depths of the material, practicing countless methods of literary analysis and exegesis. I have given no hesitation to fully comprehending and mapping out the various romantic aspects within to fully consider them from a proper objective perspective. [ meaning she has her ships and a lot of manifestos and biased tl;dr to justify them while acting like any counterargument is obviously wrong as an inherent quality. team alice ftmfw. ]

You really have missed out on quite a masterpiece, Johnny, and you have my sympathies.

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Jessica told me about it once. I don't usually...read.

[glowsferatu]

Don't read? Oh, I suppose you must be simply too busy dancing to find the time!

Shall I create a recommendations list for you as I had for Peter?

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You made Peter a reading list?

[ LOOOOOOL ]

But yeah, I guess. Sue'd probably like if I started reading stuff. I never did at home.

[glowsferatu]

I lent him a few [ lesbian romance ] anthologies, as he was interested in a greater variety of material. I'll pass them along to you once he returns them

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That's pretty cool of you, Kanaya. Are they like, serious books or what?

[glowsferatu]

In that reading is a dreadfully serious matter, One might consider them so, yes.

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Dreadfully serious? Really?

[glowsferatu]

And here we return to the topic of analysis and exegesis. Everything must be rigorously submitted to a rigorous critical regimen!

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Why?

[glowsferatu]

Uh.

And how else is one to approach a form of literature for the complete fulfillment of her entertainment?

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Kanaya I don't think most people read things like, that intensely.

[glowsferatu]

In which case they're missing the full enjoyment the text offers! Why even bother if you won't see it through in its entirety?