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Hello, hello. Ron Weasley, here.

Please note that on the thirty-first of July, I will be hosting a celebration at the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes shop. This is to promote our new line of products, the result of much hard work and dangerous experimentation. There will be free food and drinks, including a birthday cake in honor of the unfortunately-absent Harry Potter.

Harry, to the surprise of nobody, is very popular around these parts. Why not draw a crowd in with that fact, right? Right.

Anyhow! I expect all of you good-natured folks out there to attend. Any upstarts and trouble-makers will be dealt with accordingly, just so you're aware. The address is [sssssomewhere].

Again. July 31st. That's from 9am-4pm. Be there, or you're a total weenie.

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Did you really just call everyone weenies? [She is very amused]

Not everyone, no. Just... Everyone who doesn't show up.

Still aren't you an adult?

Yes, but I run a joke shop. That entitles me to a bit of silliness.

That or you never grew up.

Maybe a little of that. You sound awfully accusatory, though.

It's not a bad thing to be accused of.

Why be accusing at all, then. You could've complimented me. That wouldn't be so difficult.

[yes it would have been]

I wasn't being that accusatory.

A little is enough. I'm terribly wounded.

Then you're wounded easily.

Oh! There you go again!

[Trying very hard not to laugh] Just saying.

How dreadfully cruel of you.

I'm not cruel. I'm just honest.

If you say so. I don't know if I buy it, though.

I do say so. It doesn't matter if you don't believe what's true.

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