incrediblyfamous: (And things worked out.)
Ron Weasley ([personal profile] incrediblyfamous) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-07-28 08:29 pm

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Hello, hello. Ron Weasley, here.

Please note that on the thirty-first of July, I will be hosting a celebration at the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes shop. This is to promote our new line of products, the result of much hard work and dangerous experimentation. There will be free food and drinks, including a birthday cake in honor of the unfortunately-absent Harry Potter.

Harry, to the surprise of nobody, is very popular around these parts. Why not draw a crowd in with that fact, right? Right.

Anyhow! I expect all of you good-natured folks out there to attend. Any upstarts and trouble-makers will be dealt with accordingly, just so you're aware. The address is [sssssomewhere].

Again. July 31st. That's from 9am-4pm. Be there, or you're a total weenie.
incywincyhero: (spidey: objection! or just pointing)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-07-30 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda cynical, isn't it, using your best friend's birthday as a marketing opportunity? Especially when he's not even here.
incywincyhero: (spidey: CLOUDS.)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-07-31 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just bet it does.

But my toolkit could use a top-up, so I guess there's no reason I can't swing by for a bit. Don't suppose any of your new products fall under the heading of practical goods for the well-prepared vigilante, do they?
incywincyhero: (peter: sunglasses)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-08-01 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I really like those -- whachamacallems. The little decoy doodads, they skitter around and make a loud noise --
Edited 2012-08-01 21:26 (UTC)
incywincyhero: (spidey: eureka!)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-08-02 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you have a customer for them. Don't suppose you still have any Peruvian Darkness Powder as well, do you?
incywincyhero: (spidey: this is my thinky face)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-08-04 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the 31st seems as good a time as any to swing by, unless you think they'll sell out before then.
incywincyhero: (spidey: hop like a bunny)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-08-04 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww, could it be that you really like me after all? Or my money, anyway.
incywincyhero: (spidey: dance like you mean to win)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-08-06 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, credit for honesty. It's good to have at least one virtue.
Edited 2012-08-06 23:39 (UTC)
incywincyhero: (spidey: over the wall)

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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-08-08 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wholesome and exploitative. You really have the whole gamut covered.
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[personal profile] incywincyhero 2012-08-11 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You're sacrificing a lot to perform a valuable public service. Good for you, man.