VIDEO / forwarddated to tonight!

[centurybaby]

[ from the angle of the camera, it looks like the comm is propped up against a pillow, facing a cranky and tired looking jenny, who's laying on her belly in bed with the blankets pulled up over her head like a hood. a messy chunk of her hair is sticking out from underneath-- must be what she needs all those damn hair clips for.

in the background, echoing off spaceship hallways, what sounds like... autotuned howling can be heard. ]

Jesus H. Christ.

[ she burrows deeper under the blankets. ]

It was kinda fucking cute like, six hours ago. But, look, even the Spirit of the 21st fucking Century needs a little fucking shut-eye, okay?

[ another t-pain ARRROoOOoooOOooo. hurggggh. jenny flings the covers back abruptly and storms over to her bedroom door, flinging it open and shouting down the hall: ]

Dad. Do you fucking hear that? For fuck's sake, if you're gonna let Deputy Mayor fucking howl in the middle of the fucking night, I swear I'm gonna teleport him right into bed with you and let him piss WD-40 on your good fucking sheets!

[ slamming the door shut and flopping back down on the bed: ]

Fuck. Anybody got room on their couch?

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[glowsferatu]

We have a number of spare rooms in our hive, actually, if you'd like to utilize one of them.

[centurybaby]

Am I going to be subjected to gay wizard fan fiction, tyrannical rants, or troll drama? Give it to me straight.

[glowsferatu]

I'll be certain to keep whatever stash of the first I may have outside of your sphere of experience, the second is unlikely due to the dearth of genuine tyrants among our residents, and the third is one I absolutely cannot promise either way.

Though, given certain definitions of the word, I doubt I could give you anything "straight", exactly. [ a slight giggle, she thinks she's hilarious ]

[centurybaby]

[ a huff that's vaguely entertained. ]

Maybe if I decide I'm too pissed to stay at Q's.

[glowsferatu]

It's at least an alternative option on a temporary basis. The worst you'll likely have to tolerate would be the numerous felines.

[centurybaby]

Are they yours?

[glowsferatu]

Only by inheritance. The owner is removed from this timeline and suddenly I'm left to care for them.

[centurybaby]

Bummer. Friend of yours?

[glowsferatu]

A member of our team, yes, and our species as well. She had something of an affinity for them.