40th Memo- [Voice]

[maggotbone]

Alright, for once this isn't an update to give me an opportunity to get on my soap box and talk about the situation at hand.

This is just me asking-

How are you doing?

Not because I care personally. It's more like me figuring out where the hell everyone is at right now.

[ooc: Aka the extent of her social work before she pushes it to her peons. Meaning, you may or may not get an automated response from Callie written by her assistant if she legitimately doesn't give a crap. Yay bureaucracy]

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[professorlionface]

I think the fur's starting to grow back. ...I hope.

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[maggotbone]

[ enter the smallest snort of amusement ]

Wait, what?

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[professorlionface]

What can I say? Hell is, by its very definition, an unkind place.

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[maggotbone]

Oh please, Hell could do much worse than shaving you. Be glad they didn't want to skin you.

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[professorlionface]

Who's to say they didn't? [That's exactly what the last person to kill him did with the corpse, after all.]

It wasn't really so much a full shave as it was a close shave.

[He clicks on the video to show what would have been a nasty looking gash along the side of his neck, parts of his neck bald underneath.]

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[maggotbone]

Ohh.... [Flesh wound♥]

...Nice work.

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[professorlionface]

Yes, I suppose I was a bit preoccupied at the time to properly commend them on the craftsmanship.

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[maggotbone]

It's just as well.

You seem to be doing okay.

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[professorlionface]

Yes, well, far better than many of those I paid the visit with. Which is lucky, as someone needed to take care of things once we returned.

You come through this relatively unscathed?

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[maggotbone]

Pretty much. Somehow I've been managing to dodge a lot of these mishaps. I mean, save from being visited by my ex-boyfriend via spirit animal last year, I haven't been directly effected by this kind of crap.

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[professorlionface]

Ah, I've had that happen before. Not exactly an ex, and she was my shadow instead, but it's funny how a lifestyle like this can completely redefine your concept of "normal". Stepping back on it and realizing "Oh, no, that was rather out of the ordinary" can take some doing, in cases of overexposure.