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[necronomicod]

So, I was kind of glubbing to myself about things, and then I started wondering! I heard that a bunch of the otter countries on this human planet don't want us anywhere near their shores, right? People are scared of our super nifty powers and what we can do!

Buuuuut... what about the ocean? Who owns the ocean??

Where I'm from, the ocean is owned by the ruling class and nobility, since that's where we live. But there's none of that here, right? So why don't we all just move out onto the ocean? If you can't swim, just build a boat or find an island!

Why hasn't anybubbly thought of this before? It's a great idea!

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VOICE

[exceptfebruary]

[ Completely deadpan: ] I believe Eridan claimed the ocean.

But I would prefer to stay on the land, unfortunately.

VOICE

[necronomicod]

I know, I meant if anybody else owned it. He's just one troll, you know! He can't rule all of it, especially when he hasn't ruled any of it before!

You should come! The ocean's a lot of fun.

Permavoice

[exceptfebruary]

True. Don't you have a claim on the oceans as well?

I'm looking forward to the change of the leaves and the frost in the grass. [ That is, if he can get out of the asylum. :c] Perhaps a visit sometime.

Permavoice

[necronomicod]

I do! In fact, more than he does, when you think about it. But I'm not sure that's the sort of person I'd like to be here!

When does that start happening? It sounds nice.

[exceptfebruary]

Why not? I would think the waters would suit you.

Soon. Summer is ending and soon it will be fall.

[necronomicod]

Because I don't want to do anything that he thinks is a good idea.

[exceptfebruary]

Ah. You dislike him.

[necronomicod]

...it's really complicated! Can't we glub it at that?

[exceptfebruary]

Very well. Sometimes it seems that much about the trolls is very complicated.

[necronomicod]

This isn't a troll thing. It's an Eridan Is An Asshole thing.