BEHEAD COUNT

[whocouldwinarabbit]

SHOWTIME, CITY. THE DAY WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR APPROACHES.

I'M HAVING A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER, AND THIS INVITATION IS FOR YOU. YES, YOU, READING THIS NOW. I DON'T CARE IF WE'VE TALKED BEFORE. I DON'T CARE IF WE HAVE.

THE WARREN'S READY FOR YOU, RABBITS. ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS WHO I HAVE TO CATCH.

SEE YOU SOON,

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[private to Mitch]

SO. I ASKED A FAVOR, DIDN'T I. SEEMS LIKE FOREVER AGO.

I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU'LL WANT TO KNOW. ALL I WANT IS MY DAY IN THE SUN.

Comments

oh right IN ofc

[glowsferatu]

Why So Concerned With The Quarry
That Doesnt Exactly Make It Out To Be Your Typical Soiree

[whocouldwinarabbit]

THE DAY I DO SOMETHING TYPICAL IS THE DAY I DIE.

AND I'M IMMORTAL.

[glowsferatu]

I Wouldnt Count On That
Death Has A Funny Way Of Sneaking Up On Us
Pity It Never Stays

[whocouldwinarabbit]

THREATS ALREADY? AND WE'VE BARELY JUST MET. I MUST BE IN RARE FORM.

[glowsferatu]

Not A Statement Of Intent In The Least
Simply The Recognition Of A Fact Relating To A Topic You Introduced To The Discussion

[whocouldwinarabbit]

I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS A THREAT, MS. ATE A DICTIONARY.

[glowsferatu]

I Could Redefine It As One If Youd Really Prefer That

[whocouldwinarabbit]

THREATS ARE MY FIRST LANGUAGE. I'M A BIT RUSTY WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.

[glowsferatu]

Such An Unfortunate Impediment To Communication
Its A Wonder You Even Bother
Might As Well Just Lay It All Out From The Beginning
Hello My Name Is
(And Here You Would Insert Your Name)
And I Would Very Much Like To See The Lot Of You Dead

[whocouldwinarabbit]

THAT'S WHAT THIS POST IS.

:)

[glowsferatu]

Oh
I Cant Fault You For Being Forthright I Suppose
Though I Doubt Youll Have Many Attendants To Such A Party When You Regard Them In Such A Way