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[oedipusrat]

[filtered from James Bond and Eve Moneypenny, because he knows you're out there, like a creep]

Good evening, fellow ImPorts of the City. I have a simple request.

You see, I'm curious, as I'm sure comes to no surprise to anyone here, about Lachesis. She/It is such a delightful bit of technology and/or being the likes of which I'm afraid I've never seen before. Quite a firecracker personality.

What information is out there, besides what little is already provided to us? I'm just dying to know. I thank you in advance for any helpful responses.

Unhelpful responses are somewhat less welcome and may be frowned upon.

Comments

permavoice.

[ioudas]

You could always bring her flowers and a bottle of wine, begging her for forgiveness.

[permatext]

[oedipusrat]

That sounds like a surefire way to get someone laughed at and mercilessly mocked by her.

[ioudas]

You say that as if it could hurt your pride. It doesn't hurt that badly.

[oedipusrat]

But it isn't very useful, is it? What is she going to do with wine, after all?

[ioudas]

Who says the wine is for her?

[oedipusrat]

I suppose the flowers are for me, too?

[ioudas]

Suppose if you want make an evening of it.

[oedipusrat]

I can hardly ask her to dinner and a movie.

[ioudas]

There are other things, I suppose. You have some wine, serenade her a bit and maybe she'll think you're the favorite.

[oedipusrat]

The favourite fool or the favourite out-of-his-league Juan Don?

[ioudas]

At some point, aren't we both?

[oedipusrat]

You would know much better than I would, so I'll have to take your word for it.

[ioudas]

Oh stop, you're flattering me.

[oedipusrat]

At least I'm not about to bring you wine and flowers (yet).

[ioudas]

Oh, there's a yet.

[oedipusrat]

You might be able to convince me.

[ioudas]

It depends if you're my type.

[oedipusrat]

Oh, now you're making me curious. What's your type?

[ioudas]

Isn't that the mystery of it all? (PLEASE BE A WOMAN, PLEASE BE A WOMAN, PLEASE BE A WOMAN.)

[oedipusrat]

Such a tease! Is that your plan of action, be so mysterious that someone must go on a date with you to find out?

[ioudas]

You can't say that it's not fun.

[oedipusrat]

Is that you asking me on a date then?

[ioudas]

I'm asking for drinks and flowers.

[oedipusrat]

Oh my, that's not the same thing as a date. We could always have drinks at some local watering hole, and I can grab some poor old woman's garden off her windowsill for flowers, but that's not as romantic.

[ioudas]

Depending on what you're wearing, anything will work.